{"id":796,"date":"2004-02-17T03:14:31","date_gmt":"2004-02-17T08:14:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/amynews.com\/?p=787"},"modified":"2015-10-08T17:40:46","modified_gmt":"2015-10-08T21:40:46","slug":"post-valentines-day-planning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/2004\/02\/post-valentines-day-planning\/","title":{"rendered":"Post Valentine’s Day Planning"},"content":{"rendered":"

In an attempt to make a positive effort to avoiding a perpetual state of Valentine’s Day singleness … I took the following quizzes in sort of an evaluative, planning manner.<\/p>\n

Unfortunately, not only does it appear I’m an average, boring chick …<\/p>\n

I apparently have an average, boring taste in men. Guess I should move to Peoria<\/a> … apparently I’d play well there. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

WHAT KIND OF SEXY ARE YOU?<\/b><\/p>\n

\"downgirlsexy\"
DownGirl-Sexy….
\nYou are the average man’s fantasy. You like sports (that does not include hockey<\/i>) and action movies (can I get a hell ya !!<\/i>), toilet humor is your forte (*shrug*<\/i>) and you love beer (but it’s light beer !<\/i>) and red meat (hamburgers mainly, but steaks work well too<\/i>). His friends all want to hang out with you (only because I’m willing to make bitch runs<\/i>), and most want to do you (hmmmm<\/i>). Too bad all the girls you know hate you (whatever<\/i>), but hey, who cares. You’re a man’s woman.
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What’s your brand of sexy? <\/font><\/a> brought to you by Quizilla<\/a><\/font><\/p>\n

WHO’S YOUR IDEAL GUY?<\/b><\/p>\n

\"nextdoor\"
Boy Next Door – Your ideal guy is the brotherly and huggable boy next door. He’s always around, knows you better than anyone, and loves to cuddle. He’s not neccessarily attractive to most, but something about him makes him charming and adorable in your eyes.
\nTurn ons: One word – cute. He gets you teddy bears and kisses your forehead, loves hand holding and telling you that he loves you. (That works for me !<\/i>)
\nTurn offs: He’ll screw up somewhere down the line- but we all make mistakes. Forgive him, because all he can do is learn from it and love you all the more! (As long as he doesn’t cheat on me, that’s the one big no-no ! Remember that whole loyalty part of my personality ?? \ud83d\ude42<\/i>)
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What is your ideal type of guy? (With Pictures)<\/font><\/a> brought to you by Quizilla<\/a><\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

In an attempt to make a positive effort to avoiding a perpetual state of Valentine’s Day singleness … I took the following quizzes in sort of an evaluative, planning manner. Unfortunately, not only does it appear I’m an average, boring chick … I apparently have an average, boring taste in men. Guess I should move…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_blocks_custom_css":"","_kad_blocks_head_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_body_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_footer_custom_js":"","_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[146],"tags":[],"taxonomy_info":{"category":[{"value":146,"label":"Quizzes"}]},"featured_image_src_large":false,"author_info":{"display_name":"Amy","author_link":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/author\/amy\/"},"comment_info":0,"category_info":[{"term_id":146,"name":"Quizzes","slug":"quizzes","term_group":0,"term_taxonomy_id":150,"taxonomy":"category","description":"","parent":0,"count":18,"filter":"raw","cat_ID":146,"category_count":18,"category_description":"","cat_name":"Quizzes","category_nicename":"quizzes","category_parent":0}],"tag_info":false,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/796"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=796"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/796\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=796"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=796"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=796"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}