{"id":784,"date":"2004-02-13T14:46:27","date_gmt":"2004-02-13T19:46:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/amynews.com\/?p=775"},"modified":"2015-10-08T17:40:49","modified_gmt":"2015-10-08T21:40:49","slug":"15-seconds-on-the-way-to-the-parking-garage","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/2004\/02\/15-seconds-on-the-way-to-the-parking-garage\/","title":{"rendered":"15 Seconds on the Way to the Parking Garage"},"content":{"rendered":"

Editor’s Note:<\/b> I’m not politically correct … though I’m an equal opportunity mocker. So though the following might offend people in a way … please don’t take it so seriously, it’s just … twalking and laughing.<\/p>\n

Amy-Wan: “What’s in the box?<\/i>”<\/p>\n

Spuddy, opening a styrofoam box (yes, that part is politically incorrect) and displaying 1\/2 an omelette and some hash browns: “Breakfast that I ordered for lunch, I went to The Sundance today.”<\/i><\/p>\n

Amy-Wan: “Geezuz, that’s a pretty gay spot for you to go.<\/i>” (yes, that part is politically incorrect)<\/p>\n

Spuddy: “Hey, I went with this really hot woman.<\/i>” (yes, that part is politically incorrect)<\/p>\n

Amy-Wan: “She used to be a guy.<\/i>” (yes, that part is politically incorrect)<\/p>\n

Spuddy, without missing a beat: “Not everyone<\/u> does that.<\/i>”<\/p>\n

Amy-Wan: “Touche’ !<\/i>” LOL<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Editor’s Note: I’m not politically correct … though I’m an equal opportunity mocker. So though the following might offend people in a way … please don’t take it so seriously, it’s just … twalking and laughing. Amy-Wan: “What’s in the box?” Spuddy, opening a styrofoam box (yes, that part is politically incorrect) and displaying 1\/2…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_blocks_custom_css":"","_kad_blocks_head_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_body_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_footer_custom_js":"","_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[139],"tags":[],"taxonomy_info":{"category":[{"value":139,"label":"General"}]},"featured_image_src_large":false,"author_info":{"display_name":"Amy","author_link":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/author\/amy\/"},"comment_info":5,"category_info":[{"term_id":139,"name":"General","slug":"general","term_group":0,"term_taxonomy_id":143,"taxonomy":"category","description":"","parent":0,"count":775,"filter":"raw","cat_ID":139,"category_count":775,"category_description":"","cat_name":"General","category_nicename":"general","category_parent":0}],"tag_info":false,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/784"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=784"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/784\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=784"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=784"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=784"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}