9:08 am – Monday – January 19, 2004<\/p>\n
Ring Ring …<\/p>\n
Ring Ring …<\/p>\n
I looked at the callerid on my mobile.<\/p>\n
Ring Ring …<\/p>\n
“Hello Satan.<\/i>”<\/p>\n
“Oh my gawd !!!!! You are soooo pretty !!! I’m like … you’re, you’re just sooo pretty !!<\/i>”<\/p>\n
“Thank you ! \ud83d\ude42<\/i>“, I replied, very confused about what she was talking about.<\/p>\n
“Seriously, you are sooo pretty !<\/i>” Satan proclaimed once again.<\/p>\n
“Just what are you talking about?<\/i>” I queried skeptically. This wasn’t the Satan I knew … either that or she wanted something from me.<\/p>\n
“I just saw you, walking down the street … you are soooo cute !<\/i>” She continued.<\/p>\n
“Ahhhhh … hey, Satan … I’m sitting here in my car driving up the parking ramp … I can confidently say that wasn’t me you thought was so cute,<\/i>” I informed her.<\/p>\n
“Huh, wha … You mean … I thought for sure it was you … she had that way too blonde hair you have in your pictures, she was dressing too young for her age and she was caring a silly black purse like you have,<\/i>” she rambled.<\/p>\n
“Oh … so what you’re saying is I’m not as pretty as you thought I was for a few moments there, huh?<\/i>” I concluded.<\/p>\n
“No … I guess you’re not. Bye.<\/i>”<\/p>\n
“Bye Satan.<\/i>”<\/p>\n
ROFLMAO You just never know what you’re going to hear when you get one of those phone calls from hell !!! \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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