{"id":713,"date":"2004-01-05T22:50:51","date_gmt":"2004-01-06T03:50:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/amynews.com\/?p=704"},"modified":"2015-10-08T17:41:13","modified_gmt":"2015-10-08T21:41:13","slug":"moms-theory","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/2004\/01\/moms-theory\/","title":{"rendered":"Mom’s Theory"},"content":{"rendered":"

Ring Ring Ring<\/p>\n

Hello?<\/i>”<\/p>\n

Hi dear, where are you?<\/i>”<\/p>\n

Hi mom, why do you ask?<\/i>”<\/p>\n

(Irritating attorney trait … not answering the question, but asking a question in response. As previously noted, I look forward to the day said trait really gets on my husband’s nerves. ;))<\/p>\n

Are you near a television? I want to you turn on Inside Edition<\/a>.<\/i>”<\/p>\n

Mom !! She’s<\/a> NOT a transsexual !!<\/i>” LOL LOL<\/p>\n

I know, I know, I know. That’s what you say. But look anyways. She’s almost always wearing turtlenecks or scarfs … and when she doesn’t you can see … she’s got a really large Adam’s Apple … for a girl anyways. I think she’s a transsexual. And even if she isn’t, she’s still got some really masculine facial features.<\/i>”<\/p>\n

LOL<\/p>\n

Okay, okay … I’ll look.<\/i>”<\/p>\n

Thank you … Bye.<\/i>”<\/p>\n

See ya.<\/i>”
\n
\nMy mom has been spouting this theory that
Deborah Norville<\/a> is either a transsexual or intersexual … mainly on the basis of her observation that Ms. Norville has a fairly observable Adam’s Apple and what my mom perceives as some rather masculine facial features.<\/p>\n

Though after bearing three children, I doubt that Ms. Norville is\/was\/whatever a transsexual,<\/p>\n

And as far the as the intersexual thing … who knows, but it’s nobody’s biz anyways.<\/p>\n

However … to amuse my mom … I did turn on Inside Edition … and sure enough … Mom was right … Deborah has one heck of an Adam’s Apple … and then I noticed when I was searching for a pic to link … she’s wearing scarfs and turtlenecks<\/a> in a lot of her pictures … and you rarely<\/a> ever get a good look at her neck … so then I googled “Deborah Norville transsexual” … and got a lot of hits with reference to “Deborah Norville Legs” … hmmm, it is a proven phact that transsexual girls have better looking legs than natal girls (it has to do with the testosterone induced muscular structure of transsexual girls’ legs, don’t argue with me here … I’ve totally convinced some guys in the past that there’s truth to that assertion !! lol) … and apparently Deborah has pretty good looking legs … I wonder ?? \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

Anyways … whether or not Deborah is TS or IT or just has a big ass Adam’s Apple is not the point of this post … the point is …<\/p>\n

When our friends and family members become exposed to our transsexualism … not only do they look at us differently … but as they grasp, accept, begin to understand or simply just process … they start looking at the rest of the world differently.<\/p>\n

Sometimes that’s good … sometimes it’s bad …<\/p>\n

And other times, it’s just odd. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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