{"id":712,"date":"2004-01-05T22:02:21","date_gmt":"2004-01-06T03:02:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/amynews.com\/?p=703"},"modified":"2015-10-08T17:41:13","modified_gmt":"2015-10-08T21:41:13","slug":"cut-me-mick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/2004\/01\/cut-me-mick\/","title":{"rendered":"Cut Me Mick"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I haven&#8217;t had a really hearty in-person laugh since about December 17, 2003 at approximately 10:30 pm &#8230; Hottie was the one that delivered the one liner then &#8230; it was an instant classic.<\/p>\n<p>But without a regular, hearty laugh, my cranky level has increased dramatically in the following three weeks &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I need to laugh &#8230; I&#8217;m addicted to it &#8230; it&#8217;s like a drug to me &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Finally &#8230; today, January 5, 2004 at approximately 11:00 am &#8230; I laughed out loud with convictiooon &#8230; credit Singer with this smile.<\/p>\n<p>Of course, I was the butt of the joke, but it was still phreakin&#8217; funny !! :))<\/p>\n<p>Thanks for the fix !! \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I haven&#8217;t had a really hearty in-person laugh since about December 17, 2003 at approximately 10:30 pm &#8230; Hottie was the one that delivered the one liner then &#8230; it was an instant classic. But without a regular, hearty laugh, my cranky level has increased dramatically in the following three weeks &#8230; I need to&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_blocks_custom_css":"","_kad_blocks_head_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_body_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_footer_custom_js":"","_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[139],"tags":[],"taxonomy_info":{"category":[{"value":139,"label":"General"}]},"featured_image_src_large":false,"author_info":{"display_name":"Amy","author_link":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/author\/amy\/"},"comment_info":3,"category_info":[{"term_id":139,"name":"General","slug":"general","term_group":0,"term_taxonomy_id":143,"taxonomy":"category","description":"","parent":0,"count":775,"filter":"raw","cat_ID":139,"category_count":775,"category_description":"","cat_name":"General","category_nicename":"general","category_parent":0}],"tag_info":false,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/712"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=712"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/712\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=712"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=712"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=712"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}