{"id":677,"date":"2003-12-18T10:25:24","date_gmt":"2003-12-18T15:25:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/amynews.com\/?p=668"},"modified":"2015-10-08T17:42:03","modified_gmt":"2015-10-08T21:42:03","slug":"the-morning-after","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/2003\/12\/the-morning-after\/","title":{"rendered":"The Morning After"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>First e-mail from Miss Daisy:<\/p>\n<p><i>OUCH<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Response from Singer:<\/p>\n<p><i>You got that right &#8230; It hurts all over today.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Response from Sister:<\/p>\n<p><i>That is an understatement.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Response from A:<\/p>\n<p><i>Yeah, even I&#8217;m saying OUCH. Heck, I had like &#8230; four beers.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Response from Hottie:<\/p>\n<p><b>Hottie is still MIA.<\/b><\/p>\n<p>UPDATE: Hottie has been found. His response was:<\/p>\n<p><i><a href=\"http:\/\/www.iondesign.net\/drinkometer\/\" target=\"_blank\">This<\/a> seems particularly appropriate after last night. Also, can you guys keep it down&#8230;you are emailing WAY too loud!! Double Ouch!!<\/i><\/p>\n<p>(Oh, I also forgot to mention &#8230; once again we evoked the exclamation from the opposing team &#8230; <i>Damn, the drunker they get, the better they bowl !<\/i> &#8230; Kewl \ud83d\ude42 )<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>First e-mail from Miss Daisy: OUCH Response from Singer: You got that right &#8230; It hurts all over today. Response from Sister: That is an understatement. Response from A: Yeah, even I&#8217;m saying OUCH. Heck, I had like &#8230; four beers. Response from Hottie: Hottie is still MIA. UPDATE: Hottie has been found. His response&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_blocks_custom_css":"","_kad_blocks_head_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_body_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_footer_custom_js":"","_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[139],"tags":[],"taxonomy_info":{"category":[{"value":139,"label":"General"}]},"featured_image_src_large":false,"author_info":{"display_name":"Amy","author_link":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/author\/amy\/"},"comment_info":9,"category_info":[{"term_id":139,"name":"General","slug":"general","term_group":0,"term_taxonomy_id":143,"taxonomy":"category","description":"","parent":0,"count":775,"filter":"raw","cat_ID":139,"category_count":775,"category_description":"","cat_name":"General","category_nicename":"general","category_parent":0}],"tag_info":false,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/677"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=677"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/677\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=677"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=677"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=677"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}