{"id":670,"date":"2003-12-15T14:57:10","date_gmt":"2003-12-15T19:57:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/amynews.com\/?p=661"},"modified":"2015-10-08T17:42:05","modified_gmt":"2015-10-08T21:42:05","slug":"two-please","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/2003\/12\/two-please\/","title":{"rendered":"Two Please"},"content":{"rendered":"

Yeah … I know … tell me about it …<\/p>\n

Pathetic. Totally pathetic.<\/p>\n

No …<\/p>\n

I’m not talking about about the fact that there’s this play I’ve been absolutely dying to see …<\/p>\n

So much so that I purchased two tickets for a performance,<\/p>\n

Even though we all know darn well, I’ll be going alone.<\/p>\n

No … that’s not what’s pathetic.<\/p>\n

What is pathetic is that the play is Momma Mia!<\/a><\/p>\n

The smash hit musical based on the songs of ABBA !! \ud83d\ude42 LOL<\/p>\n

Knowing me, knowing you … ah haaaaaaaaa<\/p>\n

There is nothing we can do … knowing me, knowing you …<\/p>\n

Ah haaaaaaaa ….<\/p>\n

We just have to face …<\/i><\/p>\n

It’s going to be soooo great !!! \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

Once again<\/a>, I maintain that ABBA wastes Led Zeppling. (The misspelling is intentional. :P)
\n*ducking from the incoming rotten tomatoes*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Yeah … I know … tell me about it … Pathetic. Totally pathetic. No … I’m not talking about about the fact that there’s this play I’ve been absolutely dying to see … So much so that I purchased two tickets for a performance, Even though we all know darn well, I’ll be going alone….<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_blocks_custom_css":"","_kad_blocks_head_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_body_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_footer_custom_js":"","_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[139],"tags":[],"taxonomy_info":{"category":[{"value":139,"label":"General"}]},"featured_image_src_large":false,"author_info":{"display_name":"Amy","author_link":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/author\/amy\/"},"comment_info":14,"category_info":[{"term_id":139,"name":"General","slug":"general","term_group":0,"term_taxonomy_id":143,"taxonomy":"category","description":"","parent":0,"count":775,"filter":"raw","cat_ID":139,"category_count":775,"category_description":"","cat_name":"General","category_nicename":"general","category_parent":0}],"tag_info":false,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/670"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=670"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/670\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=670"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=670"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=670"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}