{"id":665,"date":"2003-12-13T10:47:20","date_gmt":"2003-12-13T15:47:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/amynews.com\/?p=656"},"modified":"2015-10-08T17:42:07","modified_gmt":"2015-10-08T21:42:07","slug":"tidbits-of-the-week","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/2003\/12\/tidbits-of-the-week\/","title":{"rendered":"Tidbits of the Week"},"content":{"rendered":"

Picture of the Week.<\/u><\/p>\n

I still need to get batteries for my camera, which means I don’t have any new pictures. But here’s a silhouette of The UnUsual Suspects. Can you figure out who’s who?<\/p>\n

\"UUSShadow.JPG\"<\/p>\n

Stupid e-mail of the week:<\/u><\/p>\n

I think your pretty, but you might not be transexual. E-mail me a naked picture of you so I can tell.<\/i><\/p>\n

Now, I immediately hit “delete” when receiving such e-mails, as I did in this instance. But I was totally amused by the audacity displayed, though slightly insulted that they would think I’m dolt enough to respond to the request ! Amyways, here is now my response:<\/p>\n

One … it’s “you’re” or “you are”, not “your”<\/i>;<\/p>\n

Two … it’s spelled transsexual, that’s with two ss<\/i>; and,<\/p>\n

Three … “Go back to class.”<\/i><\/p>\n

Amy Tip of the Week<\/u><\/p>\n

Never use your real e-mail address unless you want to risk forever getting stupid e-mails like the one previously mentioned.
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\nQuote of the Week:<\/u><\/p>\n

It was a close, close call this week. Many funny things were said, but this week’s winner goes to Sister. As we are all arriving at the bowling alley on Wednesday night, congregating at our designated table, taking off our coats, doing the shoe change thing … out of the blue, innocently … Sister starts the banter with the following …<\/p>\n

I had my gynocologist appointment today, so I asked her about my chapped lips.<\/i>”<\/p>\n

(Honorable Mention goes to Hottie. Lately Singer has been referring to Hottie as Columbo [long story, don’t ask]. Anyways, as we were collectively trying to attribute some of the quotes from last Wednesday night<\/a> to the speaker … Singer claimed credit for the quote “It’s not about me<\/i>“. Without missing a beat, Hottie, with a perfect blend of humor and mockery, stated “It didn’t take Columbo<\/a> to figure that one out<\/i>“.)<\/p>\n

A Tad Bit Awkward Real Life Question of The Week.<\/u><\/p>\n

This week’s winner is Satan who queried the following …<\/p>\n

You wear boy’s underwear even in girl mode, don’t you? And what do you do with your penis when you’re wearing women’s clothes?<\/i>”<\/p>\n

It’s a good question and all, ’cause I’m sure people do wonder. Are curious. But I was like … geezuz, that kinda felt weird !! Anyways … I’m sure I answered it before, it does seem to be a popular question, but for those new viewers …<\/p>\n

No … when I’m still doing boy, I wear boy underwear. When I’m Amy, I simply wear underwear, which for me is of the girl variety. As far as my panty type preference, it’s generally all over the place with different styles, colors and patterns. At some point, only one person besides me will have the opportunity to know for sure what I’m wearing at any given moment. Everyone else … will just have to use your imagination if you have any such curiousity … or else just try to look up my skirt when I’m walking up stairs … I hear it’s a pretty easy view then.<\/p>\n

As far as what do I do with my equipment … I tuck, which for me entails pushing my testicles into my body cavity and then folding down the remnants of my penis between my legs. A pair of panties usually keeps everything in place, but when not, pantyhose overlayed always does the trick. Often I wear a pad to smooth out the look if I’m wearing something particularly crotch-snug or short. Nature and almost 2 years of hormones have rendered me rather tiny in the “unit” department, which will be an issue for me with my srs. But for now it does allow me to wear anything I have an interest in wearing. And that whole pushing the testicles thing in my body doesn’t hurt at all for me, though it might have been uncomfortable when I first started, I just don’t remember.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Picture of the Week. I still need to get batteries for my camera, which means I don’t have any new pictures. But here’s a silhouette of The UnUsual Suspects. Can you figure out who’s who? Stupid e-mail of the week: I think your pretty, but you might not be transexual. E-mail me a naked picture…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_blocks_custom_css":"","_kad_blocks_head_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_body_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_footer_custom_js":"","_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[139],"tags":[],"taxonomy_info":{"category":[{"value":139,"label":"General"}]},"featured_image_src_large":false,"author_info":{"display_name":"Amy","author_link":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/author\/amy\/"},"comment_info":9,"category_info":[{"term_id":139,"name":"General","slug":"general","term_group":0,"term_taxonomy_id":143,"taxonomy":"category","description":"","parent":0,"count":775,"filter":"raw","cat_ID":139,"category_count":775,"category_description":"","cat_name":"General","category_nicename":"general","category_parent":0}],"tag_info":false,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/665"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=665"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/665\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=665"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=665"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=665"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}