{"id":655,"date":"2003-12-07T21:11:22","date_gmt":"2003-12-08T02:11:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/amynews.com\/?p=646"},"modified":"2015-10-08T17:42:10","modified_gmt":"2015-10-08T21:42:10","slug":"back-like-j-los-butt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/2003\/12\/back-like-j-los-butt\/","title":{"rendered":"Back Like J Lo’s Butt"},"content":{"rendered":"

Sworry for my lack for substantive postage the past few days … I’ll try to get you caught up on my misadventures. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

For now … we’re talking last Friday …<\/p>\n

I did the work thing in the AM and then did a little car ride to Ann Arbor for my semi-annual physical and series of tests as part of the University of Michigan Comprehensive Gender Services<\/a> program requirements …<\/p>\n

My doctor doctor is great … first, she’s from England, so she’s got that kick ass accent; second, she’s just totally kewl as far as a doc could be – treats me with respect, easy to talk to, knows her stuff, works the insurance system; and, thirdly, she tosses me compliments that I readily accept.<\/p>\n

Anyways, physically, apparently I’m still fit as a fiddle … so that’s good I guess. \ud83d\ude42 All my scripts were renewed … though we’re going to give a Climera patch a run as my form of estrogen. Usually I take 8 mgs of Estradiol tablets daily and in an attempt to increase their effectiveness and reduce possible damage to my liver, I place the chick tabs under my tongue to dissolve (that’s referred to as taking them “sublingually” in med-speak). It’s really not that inconvenient, but is a bit tiresome as it interferes with my opportunity to immediately consume coffee upon waking up. Anyways, I was gabbing with a friend the other day and she mentioned she had some nice breast growth after going with injectable ‘mones, so I thought I’d give the patch a try as though I’m not quite mooding yet to do the body poking, I figured that it might be a more direct hit of hormones than I’m getting now. We’ll see how I like it. I have a script for a 1mg Climera patch. It’s supposed to last a week at a time … though I’m going to be doing two patches simultaneously.<\/p>\n

I am a little concerned about the timing of my desire to mess with my hormone intake regimine … I’m very accustomed to my level of girlnesss now … which is nice. I’m really not wanting to go through the emotionally puberty again that I experienced the first time my body had to get acclimated to my estrogen. (You know … the “LOL crying for no reason at all ROFLMAO sob sob sob LOL I I I I’m soooo …. HAPPY This is the kewlest … saddest, most horrible … LOL … day. I’m sooooo pissed !!! <\/i>” phase.) Oh well, we’ll see what happens.<\/p>\n

Oh yeah, and if anyone needs an MD in the Ann Arbor, Michigan area … let me know, I’ll give you the name of mine … she rocks.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Sworry for my lack for substantive postage the past few days … I’ll try to get you caught up on my misadventures. \ud83d\ude42 For now … we’re talking last Friday … I did the work thing in the AM and then did a little car ride to Ann Arbor for my semi-annual physical and series…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_blocks_custom_css":"","_kad_blocks_head_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_body_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_footer_custom_js":"","_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[139],"tags":[],"taxonomy_info":{"category":[{"value":139,"label":"General"}]},"featured_image_src_large":false,"author_info":{"display_name":"Amy","author_link":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/author\/amy\/"},"comment_info":5,"category_info":[{"term_id":139,"name":"General","slug":"general","term_group":0,"term_taxonomy_id":143,"taxonomy":"category","description":"","parent":0,"count":775,"filter":"raw","cat_ID":139,"category_count":775,"category_description":"","cat_name":"General","category_nicename":"general","category_parent":0}],"tag_info":false,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/655"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=655"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/655\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=655"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=655"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=655"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}