{"id":648,"date":"2003-12-05T20:31:05","date_gmt":"2003-12-06T01:31:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/amynews.com\/?p=639"},"modified":"2015-10-08T17:42:14","modified_gmt":"2015-10-08T21:42:14","slug":"u-callin-me-worthless","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/2003\/12\/u-callin-me-worthless\/","title":{"rendered":"U Callin&#8217; Me Worthless?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So &#8230; worthless and bland. It clearly says I&#8217;m worthless and is definitely suggesting I&#8217;m bland &#8230; though on the other hand, I suppose that explains why on a Friday night, instead of being out and about, I&#8217;m surfing the &#8216;net and stealing quizzes like this from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.catatwaldenpond.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Caitlin<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/users\/skylark_10\/\" target=\"_blank\">Skylark<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.claireelysse.com\/index.php?page=jblog\" target=\"_blank\">Claire<\/a>. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/images.quizilla.com\/S\/Sc0tty\/1063071353_tureswater.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Water\"><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">You are water. You&#8217;re not really organic; you&#8217;re neither acidic nor basic, yet you&#8217;re an acid and a base at the same time. You&#8217;re strong willed and opinionated, but relaxed and ready to flow. So while you often seem worthless, without you, everything would just not work. People should definitely drink more of you every day.<br \/>\n<br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/quizilla.com\/users\/Sc0tty\/quizzes\/Which%20Biological%20Molecule%20Are%20You%3F\/\"> <font size=\"-1\">Which Biological Molecule Are You?<\/font><\/a><br \/> <font size=\"-3\">brought to you by <a href=\"http:\/\/quizilla.com\">Quizilla<\/a><\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So &#8230; worthless and bland. It clearly says I&#8217;m worthless and is definitely suggesting I&#8217;m bland &#8230; though on the other hand, I suppose that explains why on a Friday night, instead of being out and about, I&#8217;m surfing the &#8216;net and stealing quizzes like this from Caitlin, Skylark and Claire. \ud83d\ude42 You are water&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_blocks_custom_css":"","_kad_blocks_head_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_body_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_footer_custom_js":"","_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[139],"tags":[],"taxonomy_info":{"category":[{"value":139,"label":"General"}]},"featured_image_src_large":false,"author_info":{"display_name":"Amy","author_link":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/author\/amy\/"},"comment_info":11,"category_info":[{"term_id":139,"name":"General","slug":"general","term_group":0,"term_taxonomy_id":143,"taxonomy":"category","description":"","parent":0,"count":775,"filter":"raw","cat_ID":139,"category_count":775,"category_description":"","cat_name":"General","category_nicename":"general","category_parent":0}],"tag_info":false,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/648"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=648"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/648\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=648"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=648"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=648"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}