You’re up pussyfuck.<\/i><\/p>\n
Geezuz, the drunker they get, the better they bowl.<\/i><\/p>\n
Damn straight.<\/i><\/p>\n
Miss Daisy was just in the parking lot making out.<\/i><\/p>\n
Things have gotten really weird around here lately.<\/i><\/p>\n
You looked like a girl trying to look like a boy.<\/i><\/p>\n
I told WannaBe she looks ugly in glasses.<\/i><\/p>\n
Smells like crotch in there.<\/i><\/p>\n
Are you wearing lipgloss?<\/i><\/p>\n
Is she bringing us more beer?<\/i><\/p>\n
Woo hoo<\/i><\/p>\n
Apparently he has better closing skills than I.<\/i><\/p>\n
It’s not about me.<\/i><\/p>\n
It just popped in my mind while I was in the bathroom.<\/i><\/p>\n
Would you call that an e-piss-a-me?<\/i><\/p>\n
What ?? Have the rules changed? Are we just telling anyone ?!!<\/i><\/p>\n
Yeah, I was making out in the parking lot.<\/i><\/p>\n
I’ll go back if you call him Columbo.<\/i><\/p>\n
What about Kenna? Yodette?<\/i><\/p>\n
Remember back when Turtle was the only weird one.<\/i><\/p>\n
We would like to congratulate R<\/u>ottie on bowling a 222. Opps, I mean Hottie.<\/i><\/p>\n
I’m not convinced with the look.<\/i><\/p>\n
Howie doin?<\/i><\/p>\n
*hug*<\/i><\/p>\n
You’re doing good.<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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