So my face wacka-wacka has attracted some attention from the unenlightened. Obviously.<\/p>\n
Most seem to think that either I was in a car accident or I had a face lift.<\/p>\n
And those that ask … get the whole sinus\/nose surgery spin.<\/p>\n
Reflective of my dysfunctional sense of humor, I find most of the discussions amusing.<\/p>\n
Especially the following dialogue that was recently shared with me …<\/p>\n
“What the hell happened to Joe Hairdy’s face, did he get in an accident?<\/i>”<\/p>\n
“No, not that I’ve heard. I think he got a face lift.<\/i>”<\/p>\n
“Oh, that’s good. Hell, I don’t care if he gets himself a set of tits, as long as he’s around when I need a lawyer.<\/i>”<\/p>\n
Heh ! Just have some patience my friend. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
So my face wacka-wacka has attracted some attention from the unenlightened. Obviously. Most seem to think that either I was in a car accident or I had a face lift. And those that ask … get the whole sinus\/nose surgery spin. Reflective of my dysfunctional sense of humor, I find most of the discussions amusing….<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_blocks_custom_css":"","_kad_blocks_head_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_body_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_footer_custom_js":"","_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[139],"tags":[],"taxonomy_info":{"category":[{"value":139,"label":"General"}]},"featured_image_src_large":false,"author_info":{"display_name":"Amy","author_link":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/author\/amy\/"},"comment_info":4,"category_info":[{"term_id":139,"name":"General","slug":"general","term_group":0,"term_taxonomy_id":143,"taxonomy":"category","description":"","parent":0,"count":775,"filter":"raw","cat_ID":139,"category_count":775,"category_description":"","cat_name":"General","category_nicename":"general","category_parent":0}],"tag_info":false,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/594"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=594"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/594\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=594"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=594"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=594"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}