Potsie<\/a> for someone for sooooo long, because it just makes me laugh to say it, but … no, he’s really not a Potsie.<\/p>\nI thought about Alf, but he’s not an Alf either. Besides, I’m saving the name Alf as the nickname for some future boyfriend of mine’s unit. (Think about it … what does Alf like? ;))<\/p>\n
Now, since I haven’t really known him long enough to zero in on the perfect nickname … I was willing to listen to Sister’s suggestion … which was Poopy. Ahhh … no. One, I don’t even want to know why she suggested it, but something about an unfortunate childhood incident was mentioned, and two, we all know my word of choice for any defecation references is “turd”.<\/p>\n
Shaft suggested Al, and he offered me a long winded, connect the rationalization dots explanation as to how he came up with it … but Al is just a name … not a nickname … and I stopped listening to him after about 20 minutes<\/s> seconds of his explanation … so legitimately, I have no idea why he even suggested it … and I’m really not into lots of Happy Days references.<\/p>\n
Oh wait … hmmmm …<\/p>\n
He’s always bumming a ride everywhere from Sister !! Sister’s driving him all over the place !!!<\/p>\n
That’s it ….<\/p>\n
From this point henceforth ….<\/p>\n
New Dude on the Bowling Team Who Doesn’t Have A Nickname Yet<\/i> shall be referred to as Miss Daisy<\/i>.<\/p>\n
(Yeah, I’ll admit it \ud83d\ude42 … the whole purpose of this post was just so I could toss out my Alf joke … gawd that cracks me up !! LOL There’s also a good chance that I stole the Miss Daisy idea from either Singer or Hottie, because it really is a little too creative to have really been an Amy-original.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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