Shaft needed me to pick him up at the car rental location this morning (whenever we do a lot of traveling in the firm, we usually rent cars for the day or two instead of putting the miles on our own). So there I am, at an Enterprise Rental Car location, drinking my coffee, waiting patiently ……..<\/p>\n
7:25 AM Shaft arrives.<\/p>\n
7:30 AM Gets into my car after returning the vehicle (really, you gotta love those express check-ins)<\/p>\n
7:31:05 AM Shaft starts giggling.<\/p>\n
7:31:15 AM Shaft says while making a poor attempt at containing his laughter “Dude, your car smells like a chick”.<\/p>\n
7:31:25 AM I laugh. It’s funny.<\/p>\n
7:31:40 AM Shaft starts laughing harder and says “Dude, it smells pretty good too”.<\/p>\n
7:31:45 AM I say aloud “Whatever, you’ll still never see my breasts”, but to myself I think, “Wow, cool, I smell like a chick.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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