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<\/p>\n(Lotsa swelling still, my forehead is puffed out and stretched to its limit I think, and the lower part of my face, geezuz … lookit that !! I’m all … I don’t know what … puffy? Seriously, I’m not storing nuts in my cheeks for winter !)
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Staples. I think it is 26 that I have remaining in my head. Though I sure wouldn’t put any money on it … ’cause my recent new habit of trying to count the number of staples in my head … generates a number anywhere between 24 and 28.<\/p>\n
I’m feeling much better today. In fact, I left work a few moments early yesterday (4:42 p.m.) … and surprisingly, found my disposition dramatically improving almost as soon as I got home. I’m beginning to think that this whole remaining boy-mode presentation thing is causing more internal problems than I had thought it would.
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\nAs far as an update goes … physically, my swelling has continued to subside, though those who haven’t seen me since surgery still see my face as a swollen mess. The bruising has diminished considerably, though I still have two bruised eyes, both upper lids and below the eye, with the impact to my left eye still considerably more prominent. My southern region parts have returned to their properly understated size, and though slightly bruised still, are comfortably tuckable once again. My forehead is still immobile, and I continue to display a look of total shock. I have nuisance headaches, but nothing like last week and ones that I’m not even taking Advil for half the time. My lips though are now moveable again and I’m starting to develop a modified smile and smirk. Yay ! \ud83d\ude42 The skin where I had my liposuctiooooon still feels really weird, as I understand it will for a while, but the pain that used to be there has diminished considerably. In fact, I really wouldn’t call it pain anymore. What’s a pain is the damn compression garment. My nose is really tender, but I think it’s cute, even in its current swollen state. I’m nasal spraying the innards of it constantly though, as I’ve cultivated an extensive and immoveable crop of boogers. They are as hard as a rock and just attached to the stitches inside my nose. I think it’s the same process they use when they have steel rods in concrete structures they are building, as it sure seems to strengthen things. I attempted some delicate booger removal surgery using a mirror and tweezers, but really didn’t find it successful. The boogers have grasped themselves to the stitches and hardened steadfast. Softening and blowing, cautiously, seems to work best. I’ve tried boiling water and then sticking my head over the steam to soften them, and it worked some I think, but it was way too much effort for my attention span. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
More later. I’m actually thinking of writing an Amy Editorial !! I know !!! Like I might actually have an opiniooooon !! lol Yeah right.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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