Wow !! I did it !! \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
I have no idea just what the hell I did … as I really haven’t been able to get a good glance at the results … but whatever I did… went pretty much as expected.<\/p>\n
I checked in at 7:15 a.m.<\/p>\n
And checked out at 5:30 p.m.<\/p>\n
During that time … Shaft and I goofed off in the surgical offices for a bit, took plenty of pictures, tossed out more that a few Monty Python quotes … It’s only a flesh wound<\/i> … and I got my face cut up.
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\nSurprisingly, at least to me anyways, the forehead work, where the most agressive stuff was done, hasn’t seemed to cause me much discomfort as of yet. The top of my head feels kinda weird, but not painful. Though that might be because it’s all bandaged up.<\/p>\n
However, the rhinoplasty completely blew … the nasal packing forcing you to breath through your mouth sucks … and my nose just drains and drains and drains. I thought it was going to stop sometime Sunday, but it’s about 1:30 a.m. Monday and I’m still dripping gross stuff.<\/p>\n
But the worst by far has been my liposuction in my waist … holy krap !! Honest to gawd, it better look good, because otherwise it sure wasn’t worth the pain. And I have a pretty high threshold of pain.<\/p>\n
Nonetheless, after all has been said and done … I’ve been pleasantly surprised with my lack of extreme discomfort. I didn’t throw up at all and the anesthesia didn’t drunk me up too bad. It’s kinda wild to think that I did this just two days ago and am already back recovering at my parents’ house. It sorta makes me think I’ll be disappointed in the results, because I almost feel like I didn’t hurt as much as I should have hurt.<\/p>\n
Who knows though … I’ll post the pics and you be the judge. Mom seems to think that I might not be able to pull of boy much longer, but all she’s seen really are my new lips. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
I’ll post the details later … I’ll have the time. But I have to give huge props and special thanks to Shaft ! Gawd, what a friend, he drove me there, entertained me, cared for me and was just simply super. There’s no one like the big guy. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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