{"id":528,"date":"2003-10-07T09:24:38","date_gmt":"2003-10-07T14:24:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/amynews.com\/?p=519"},"modified":"2015-10-08T17:43:03","modified_gmt":"2015-10-08T21:43:03","slug":"thanksgiving-anyone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/2003\/10\/thanksgiving-anyone\/","title":{"rendered":"Thanksgiving Anyone?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been called a turkey before &#8230; but apparently this proves it. Shhhhh &#8230; Don&#8217;t tell anyone &#8230; but I stole this from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/users\/skylark_10\/\" target=\"_blank\">Skylark<\/a>. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/bluepyramid.org\/ia\/turk.gif\"> <br \/>\n  <font face=\"Georgia Ref, Verdana, Eurostile, Tahoma, Arial\" size=\"3\">You&#8217;re Turkey!<br \/>\n  <i><font size=\"2\">You have a good deal of history behind you, both good and   bad, but through it all, you&#8217;ve become a leader among your friends. &nbsp;You   have an uncanny ability to make friends with people who hate each other, though   sometimes you just hate them instead. &nbsp;Surprisingly fickle, you keep a  good balance in your life between religion and humanism, but most people think you&#8217;re fanatical anyway. &nbsp;You&#8217;re Istanbul, you&#8217;re<br \/>\nConstantinople.<\/font><font size=\"1\" face=\"Times New Roman\"> Take the <a href=\"http:\/\/bluepyramid.org\/ia\/cquiz.htm\">Country Quiz<\/a> at the <a href=\"http:\/\/bluepyramid.org\">Blue Pyramid<\/a><\/font><\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<p><i>Ahhhh &#8230;<br \/>\nWhere the phuck is that for $100, Alex? Constantinople??<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been called a turkey before &#8230; but apparently this proves it. Shhhhh &#8230; Don&#8217;t tell anyone &#8230; but I stole this from Skylark. \ud83d\ude42 You&#8217;re Turkey! You have a good deal of history behind you, both good and bad, but through it all, you&#8217;ve become a leader among your friends. &nbsp;You have an uncanny&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_blocks_custom_css":"","_kad_blocks_head_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_body_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_footer_custom_js":"","_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[139],"tags":[],"taxonomy_info":{"category":[{"value":139,"label":"General"}]},"featured_image_src_large":false,"author_info":{"display_name":"Amy","author_link":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/author\/amy\/"},"comment_info":2,"category_info":[{"term_id":139,"name":"General","slug":"general","term_group":0,"term_taxonomy_id":143,"taxonomy":"category","description":"","parent":0,"count":775,"filter":"raw","cat_ID":139,"category_count":775,"category_description":"","cat_name":"General","category_nicename":"general","category_parent":0}],"tag_info":false,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/528"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=528"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/528\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=528"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=528"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=528"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}