{"id":4811,"date":"2016-04-12T17:25:56","date_gmt":"2016-04-12T21:25:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/amynews.com\/?p=4811"},"modified":"2016-06-30T02:10:49","modified_gmt":"2016-06-30T06:10:49","slug":"hotel-bar-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/2016\/04\/hotel-bar-again\/","title":{"rendered":"Hotel Bar Again"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>No.No.No. Trust me. I&#8217;m not worth the effort. I will make your life miserable. At least according to the testimony in my last divorce.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<h3><strong>The Context<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p>Ummm, yeah, fairly obvious one here &#8230; someone was expressing interest in me and I was deflecting. There are a couple of inaccurate or misleading suggestions though: First, my last divorce was amicable &#8211; no testimony necessary; and Two, by saying &#8220;last&#8221; divorce, it sort of implies there was more than one, which is not true, there was only one. Vocabulary was selected for comedic effect &#8230; it was a joke with intent, factual accuracy not required. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No.No.No. Trust me. I&#8217;m not worth the effort. I will make your life miserable. At least according to the testimony in my last divorce.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_blocks_custom_css":"","_kad_blocks_head_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_body_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_footer_custom_js":"","_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[166],"tags":[],"taxonomy_info":{"category":[{"value":166,"label":"That's What Amy Said"}]},"featured_image_src_large":false,"author_info":{"display_name":"Amy","author_link":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/author\/amy\/"},"comment_info":2,"category_info":[{"term_id":166,"name":"That's What Amy Said","slug":"that-is-what-amy-said","term_group":0,"term_taxonomy_id":170,"taxonomy":"category","description":"","parent":0,"count":1,"filter":"raw","cat_ID":166,"category_count":1,"category_description":"","cat_name":"That's What Amy Said","category_nicename":"that-is-what-amy-said","category_parent":0}],"tag_info":false,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4811"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4811"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4811\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4811"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4811"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4811"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}