Ring … Ring … Ring …<\/p>\n
“Hello<\/i>”<\/p>\n
“You didn’t watch the football game Saturday because Amy was doing stuff, right?<\/i>”<\/p>\n
“I didn’t watch the game because we were playing Houston and if we didn’t blow them out, I’d just be pissed.<\/i>”<\/p>\n
“Oh, okay. Bye dear.<\/i>”<\/p>\n
“Bye.<\/i>”<\/p>\n
Ring … Ring … Ring …<\/p>\n
“Hello.<\/i>”<\/p>\n
“You’re wearing a skirt right now, aren’t you?<\/i>”<\/p>\n
“No.<\/i>”<\/p>\n
“Oh, okay. Bye then.<\/i>”<\/p>\n
“See ya.<\/i>”<\/p>\n
Ring … Ring … Ring …<\/p>\n
“Are you really that much more comfortable wearing women’s clothes than men’s?<\/i>”<\/p>\n
“No, not at all. Most of the time I find women’s clothes more uncomfortable. But it’s not about the clothes.<\/i>”<\/p>\n
“Okay, bye.<\/i>”<\/p>\n
Ring … Ring … Ring …<\/p>\n
“Please, please don’t start living as a woman.<\/i>”<\/p>\n
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr !<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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