{"id":400,"date":"2003-08-06T07:28:04","date_gmt":"2003-08-06T12:28:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/amynews.com\/?p=392"},"modified":"2015-10-08T17:44:35","modified_gmt":"2015-10-08T21:44:35","slug":"ask-shaft-update","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/2003\/08\/ask-shaft-update\/","title":{"rendered":"Ask Shaft! Update"},"content":{"rendered":"

The dolt is on the road … roaming the state … spreading seeds of law to those in rural environments … hehe … seriously … he’s doing housecalls !! No kidding !! We do housecalls … though most people just call my housecalls “jail visits” … but hey, at that particular moment, it is my clients’ home !! \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

Anyways … Shaft has no memory whatsoever at this stage of his life … he had one question to answer from last week … he wasn’t even going to look at any new questions … and he had … what?? … a week to get it done … well, he didn’t. Hopefully he’ll be back in the office tomorrow and can finish his column then.<\/p>\n

Though we need to cut Michelin<\/a> Man some slack … he’s had a seriously stressful past week … Satan has taken her evilness to an entirely new level … work has been hectic … he’s trying to finish his Home Improvement tasks before the new baby arrives (remember, he’s really a skilled construction, home improvement guy) … he’s been busy fulfilling his amazing dad responsibilities with his first son … any memory he once had has completely left him … he’s gotten into some serious fights with Verizon over drop calls … we had an office issue with OBP … we’ve had a firm expansion and succession possibility crop up outta the blue that screwed up a bunch of things … and for one day in particular … the reality, the imminency and magnitude of my immediate changes totally freaked both of us out …<\/p>\n

It’s been a wild past week.<\/p>\n

I’ll post more later … lots to tell … why I’m in a great mood, some timetable updates, disclosure updates … just busy, busy, busy. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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