Mr. Mullet<\/a> looking down at me … and I’m not looking at them mean or anything, seriously, I don’t have a mean look in my repertoire … I was just checking out what they were doing …
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\nWhen all of the sudden … as I’m just stepping out of Mr. Mullet’s view I hear …<\/p>\n“Faaaaa … Get a haircut dude !<\/i>”<\/p>\n
Which instinctively ’caused me to hesitate a brief millisecond … before I remembered … “Never argue with an idiot. They just bring you down to their level and they have a helluva lot more experience<\/i>” – Dilbert … so I continued to my office …<\/p>\n
And as I’m riding the elevator up to our floor I couldn’t get over the question …. Why in the hell would a sloppy dude with a mullet tell me to get a haircut?<\/i> … I just couldn’t get it. I wondered if maybe he mistook me for a woman initially … but,<\/p>\n
He couldn’t have … sure, my hair was becoming a bit ungelled … but it was relatively under control, I was wearing my Clark Kent disguise glasses, I was wearing a boy suit, a boy tie and carrying a boy attorney briefcase … I was in total boy-mode.<\/p>\n
Though I just can’t get over the feeling, when he exclaimed …. “Faaaaa ….<\/i>” that he thought he caught himself looking at a guy !! LOL<\/p>\n
Poor boy … not only was he embarassed for checking me out … but he wouldn’t stand a chance in hell with me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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