.<\/a><\/p>\nAnd I’ve only had a couple of close calls in the past.<\/p>\n
But Saturday …<\/p>\n
Twice … I had close calls.<\/p>\n
The first … not really too close .. Shaft called me and warned me he’d be in the office for a few minutes with his family … he talked code and I shut the down office and pretended not to be there. That worked out fine.<\/p>\n
The second …. moments after he left … OBP called and said she needed some help bringing up some office supplies, and that she’d be at the office in about five minutes.<\/p>\n
Phuck.<\/p>\n
At the time, I didn’t really give too much of a rip whether I moved phast enough or not … at least not at the time … for then … I was pissed … I was pissed for the interruption, I was pissed that it was definitely going to be a minor interruption, and I was pissed that I had to even worry about it.<\/p>\n
I bolted … left the office immediately. Got to my car … changed … put some baby wipes to good use … and gelled up my hair … kinda sloppily … got back to the office as she was checking her e-mail … didn’t even help her bring the office supplies up … big wow (sarcasm).<\/p>\n
Oh sure …<\/p>\n
I’m glad I dodged the bullet.<\/p>\n
And from here on out …<\/p>\n
No more chances.<\/p>\n
We’re only weeks away …<\/p>\n
And then it won’t matter.<\/p>\n
But it’s really amazing to me …<\/p>\n
How sick of having two lives I am.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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