Yeah … yeah … yeah …<\/p>\n
I know … I know … blasphemy I tell ya !!<\/p>\n
That’s what might be said,<\/p>\n
But technically …<\/p>\n
Nope …<\/p>\n
’cause it’s lower case.<\/p>\n
Look it up ! \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
And, well …<\/p>\n
Give this stuff a couple a thousand years to ferment and hey …<\/p>\n
Who knows,<\/p>\n
There might be a group of people preaching the teachings of Amy-Wan Kenobi !!<\/p>\n
And yeah, I might be dead then, but I’ll be LMAO !!! *snicker* (Seriously, what kind of dolt do I have to be to plot practical jokes 2000 years into the future ?? I seriously need help !!)<\/p>\n
So … here’s the deal … just to clarify a few things …<\/p>\n
And put a few things in perspective.
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\nthe gospels of Amy-Wan Kenobi<\/b> are a series of 9 gospels …<\/p>\n
Three sets of three …<\/p>\n
gospels I,II and III …<\/p>\n
gospels IV, V and VI …<\/p>\n
gospels VII, VII and IX.<\/p>\n
Duh.<\/p>\n
Currently … we’re only in the early parts of gospel II.<\/p>\n
Unlike the original Star Wars episodes which started out in Episode IV … we’re not doing that here … we started out in gospel I.<\/p>\n
gospel I started on the Fourth of July, 1997 …<\/p>\n
(And yes, in the future, there were be great debate about the lack of historical records pertaining to the youth of Amy-Wan.<\/i>)<\/p>\n
In gospel I … Ex and I separated, Shaft was introduced, I was in active denial, I met Singer, I met Hottie, I started coming to turns with my transsexualism, I left my old firm, Shaft and I started our new firm, I accepted my transsexualism, I told Mom, Dad, Bro and Ex, I questioned my direction, I met Sister, (the writings of the gospels of amy<\/b> started around this time), I committed to make a Decision, I made a Decision.<\/p>\n
That’s where gospel I ended.<\/p>\n
gospel II began with my advancement of transition plans …<\/p>\n
That’s where we are now. Very early in gospel II.<\/p>\n
Now remember …<\/p>\n
1. Each trilogy has its own storyarc … Birth, Life, Death. That should be obvious.<\/i><\/p>\n
2. There is an overall storyline encompassing all gospels. That might not be obvious.<\/i><\/p>\n
3. Major cast members are such because ultimately, they have a significant impact in the overall storyline … (pssst, that’s a hint.<\/i>)<\/p>\n
4. Not all major cast members will survive all episodes … \ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n
5. A character already mentioned, sorta in passing, will become a major cast member … and will be one you will not like.<\/p>\n
6. Singer’s friendship will be felt in all gospels, similar to how Obi-Wan appeared in Episodes V and VI even though he appeared to meet his demise at the end of Episode IV. She’s wiser than she gets credit for or will even acknowledge herself.<\/p>\n
7. gospel II covers a difficult, trying time. Change, anxiety, pain, love … are present throughout. Unlike the Star Wars episodes where Episode III is the dark episode … in the gospels of Amy-Wan Kenobi<\/b>, gospel II is the dark one.<\/p>\n
8. Contrary to public speculation, Shaft’s equivalent is Han Solo, not Jabba the Hutt.<\/p>\n
9. gospels IV, V and VI are fun and action packed. gospel III isn’t too bad either.<\/p>\n
10. It’s not certain that I’ll be around to tell gospels VII, VIII and IX, as such, they may never be written.<\/p>\n
11. For being as busy as I am, I obviously have way too much time on my hands ! \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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