{"id":3500,"date":"2017-01-05T17:49:57","date_gmt":"2017-01-05T22:49:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/amynews.com\/?p=3500"},"modified":"2017-01-05T17:50:18","modified_gmt":"2017-01-05T22:50:18","slug":"today-said-march-31-2015","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/2017\/01\/today-said-march-31-2015\/","title":{"rendered":"Hoity Toity"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p><em>&#8220;I&#8217;m not a medium or anything, but I&#8217;m pretty sure I just heard my deceased Grandma say &#8220;<strong>What the PHUCK?<\/strong>&#8220;<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>Context:<\/strong>\u00a0Four or five of us were holding down the corner of our home bar. As usual, the guys were talking about something and I wasn&#8217;t paying active attention to them, instead mindlessly staring at my phone. But then, out of the blue, I heard one of them use the words &#8220;<a title=\"WTF !\" href=\"http:\/\/www.urbandictionary.com\/define.php?term=Hoity+toity\" target=\"_blank\">Hoity Toity<\/a>&#8221;\u00a0to describe a dinner he had to attend. He&#8217;s not like 90 years old either, or 80, or 70, or 60. Early 50&#8217;s. Old, but not old enough to use a phrase like &#8220;Hoity\u00a0Toity&#8221;. Anyways, I deadpanned the line while maintaining my attention on my phone, smirking slightly when I knew the guy that said the words\u00a0was looking at my in response to my utterance. He got the last word though, saying &#8220;<em>At least I wasn&#8217;t singing along to Shake It Off like you were earlier. Yeah, I saw you.<\/em>&#8220;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m not a medium or anything, but I&#8217;m pretty sure I just heard my deceased Grandma say &#8220;What the PHUCK?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":4952,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_blocks_custom_css":"","_kad_blocks_head_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_body_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_footer_custom_js":"","_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[140],"tags":[163],"taxonomy_info":{"category":[{"value":140,"label":"Life"}],"post_tag":[{"value":163,"label":"TodayISaid"}]},"featured_image_src_large":["https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/AFavIconTransBackRev-1024x1024.png",1024,1024,true],"author_info":{"display_name":"Amy","author_link":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/author\/amy\/"},"comment_info":6,"category_info":[{"term_id":140,"name":"Life","slug":"life","term_group":0,"term_taxonomy_id":144,"taxonomy":"category","description":"","parent":0,"count":48,"filter":"raw","cat_ID":140,"category_count":48,"category_description":"","cat_name":"Life","category_nicename":"life","category_parent":0}],"tag_info":[{"term_id":163,"name":"TodayISaid","slug":"todayisaid","term_group":0,"term_taxonomy_id":168,"taxonomy":"post_tag","description":"","parent":0,"count":1,"filter":"raw"}],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3500"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3500"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3500\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4952"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3500"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3500"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3500"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}