before<\/a>, but basically … I was in an accident, he blew me off, we met afterwards and have been buds ever since … technically speaking … Shaft is my closest … I see him practically daily, talk with him otherwise, know what the bathroom smells like after he’s used it, trust him with my life, would do anything for him … and get this … in hanging out, what? … almost 15 years … I’ve never been even remotely irritated with him. Totally kewl … and we kompletely laugh our asses off about things and people almost all of the time.<\/p>\nSinger … I have no idea, for some fortunate reason, the world’s most perfect woman has always been a great friend and kind to a dweeb like me.<\/p>\n
5. Is there a friend from your past that you wish you were still in contact with? Why?<\/i><\/p>\n
Nah … not really. The ones I wish I did … I have. The ones I didn’t … well, sure … it’d be nice to see them, be in contact with them … but it isn’t critical for my completeness nor happiness.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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