{"id":3455,"date":"2006-03-02T08:56:38","date_gmt":"2006-03-02T13:56:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/amynews.com\/?p=1533"},"modified":"2015-10-08T17:35:47","modified_gmt":"2015-10-08T21:35:47","slug":"amys-idol-prognostications-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/2006\/03\/amys-idol-prognostications-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Amy\u2019s Idol Prognostications"},"content":{"rendered":"
This week’s 24 review can be summarized as follows:<\/p>\n
Not enough Jack,<\/p>\n
Too much Audrey,<\/p>\n
Not enough killing,<\/p>\n
Too much President Logan.<\/p>\n
Aaron Pierce rocks.<\/p>\n
Curtis rocks.<\/p>\n
Bill Buchanan rocks.<\/p>\n
Edgar wants to rock Chloe.<\/p>\n
Next week episode is two hours long, (yes!),<\/p>\n
It looks like we get to see Tony (yeah !),<\/p>\n
And Kim (boo!).<\/p>\n
Now to the important stuff today …<\/p>\n
American Idol.<\/p>\n
Girls were on Tuesday,<\/p>\n
Boys were on Wednesday.<\/p>\n
I was actually disappointed with the girls.<\/p>\n
None of them really seemed to bring any spark to their performances.<\/p>\n
The girls with the best voices are: Lisa Tucker, Paris Bennett, Katharine McPhee, and Mandissa.<\/p>\n
Of the best voices,<\/p>\n
Mandissa had the best performance for mass consumption of the night. <\/p>\n
I was actually surprised at how uninspiring Lisa and Katharine’s performances were for me,<\/p>\n
And though Paris showed off her voice nicely,<\/p>\n
It was pretty dern boring. Hey ! (As Taylor Hicks would say.)<\/p>\n
My personal favorite,<\/p>\n
Kellie Pickler,<\/p>\n
Actually had a good performance …<\/p>\n
But even she seemed a little off,<\/p>\n
And her voice didn’t pack any wallup.<\/p>\n
I’m afraid with Kellie they are playing up her story too much and it might actually cause her to lose votes,<\/p>\n
Even I as a fan am getting sorta sick of it.<\/p>\n
Not to mention …<\/p>\n
She hasn’t had the confidence growing moment yet,<\/p>\n
Like Carrie did last year when she sang Alone,<\/p>\n
And Kellie needs to get the confidence that she can be the Idol …<\/p>\n
If she’s going to continue deep into the competition.<\/p>\n
Mandissa has the confidence factor right now,<\/p>\n
And she’s likable.<\/p>\n
So as of today,<\/p>\n
Mandissa is the top chica.<\/p>\n
I hate Brenna,<\/p>\n
I understand they need someone for people to dislike,<\/p>\n
Because that creates interest,<\/p>\n
But at least she could be good.<\/p>\n
Brenna sucks.<\/p>\n
And did you see how she stole Ace’s beanie with he tossed it to the Puppy Pound?<\/p>\n
Skank bitch whore.<\/p>\n
Brenna is gone. <\/p>\n
Seriously, <\/p>\n
Everyone one of my friends can do a better kareoke version of Last Dance than she did Tuesday night.<\/p>\n
Also …<\/p>\n
Heather Cox was exceptionally lame.<\/p>\n
So she goes too.<\/p>\n
Jot it down kids …<\/p>\n
You heard it here first,<\/p>\n
Brenna and Heather are eliminated tonight.<\/p>\n
As far as the boys go …<\/p>\n
Chris Daughtry, Elliot Yamin and Taylor Hicks,<\/p>\n
Are far and away …<\/p>\n
Above and beyond the others in talent,<\/p>\n
Though Ace is a good showman and can sing, too.<\/p>\n
Chris was really good last night, <\/p>\n
Phreaking great …<\/p>\n
The best by far.<\/p>\n
Elliot was also tasty,<\/p>\n
Though will some dentist please do some free dental work on the poor boy.<\/p>\n
Elliot is my emotional favorite,<\/p>\n
Though I gotta admit,<\/p>\n
Chris really impressed me last night.<\/p>\n
Another performance like that …<\/p>\n
And I might be on the Chris-wagon.<\/p>\n
Taylor says Hey!<\/em> way too much when singing.<\/p>\n I know he’s good,<\/p>\n But I still just don’t get him.<\/p>\n Of everything he’s done,<\/p>\n I liked his performance last night the best,<\/p>\n However, <\/p>\n Four Hey!<\/em>s in the final lyrics wore me out.<\/p>\n It’s a nervous thing,<\/p>\n Rookie singers add “ahhhh<\/em>” to the end of a lyric quite often,<\/p>\n Before a coach smacks them down for doing it.<\/p>\n So Taylor …<\/p>\n I’m smacking you down … STOP IT !!!<\/p>\n Nonetheless,<\/p>\n Those boys are safe.<\/p>\n Sway needs to go,<\/p>\n And either Will or David,<\/p>\n I’ll say David.<\/p>\n So there you have it …<\/p>\n Tonight,<\/p>\n Brenna, Heather, Sway and David are going home.<\/p>\n You should still watch the show though,<\/p>\n Because I could be wrong,<\/p>\n And then you get to taunt me about it.<\/p>\n Or actually,<\/p>\n You could do what I do …<\/p>\n Watch Survivor,<\/p>\n