Da Doo Doo Doo<\/p>\n
Da Daa Daa Daa<\/i><\/p>\n
*pause*<\/p>\n
Da Doo Doo Doo<\/p>\n
Da Daa Daa Daa<\/i><\/p>\n
(What can I say? It’s one of three Police songs that I like and it makes a very distinctive, albeit, annoying to Shaft, ringtone !) \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
“Hello, this is Amy.<\/i>”<\/p>\n
“Hi Amy, this is Sheriff’s Deputy Who Shall Remain Nameless To Protect The Innocent at your home courthouse.<\/i>”<\/p>\n
Yikes …<\/p>\n
I’m in trouble at the courthouse already ??<\/p>\n
Krap,<\/p>\n
I didn’t even use the women’s restrooms there …<\/p>\n
Not wanting to cause any rumbles.<\/p>\n
It can’t be the whole lowering the chairs at the prosecuting attorney tables …<\/p>\n
I’ve been doing the prank for 8 years …<\/p>\n
Trust me, it never gets old !! \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
Well, maybe it does …<\/p>\n
Bummer.<\/p>\n
This sucks.<\/p>\n
I don’t know what else I could have done to get one of the deputies calling me.<\/p>\n
So not good.<\/p>\n
I usually don’t get cops, troopers or deputies calling me until after 2:00 am …<\/p>\n
Always on my cell phone …<\/p>\n
Usually prefaced with the …<\/p>\n
“Sorry to bother you, but this is<\/i> *fill in title and name of law enforcement personnel calling*, I have a <\/i>*fill in name of client* who says they are a client of yours and would like to speak with you, will you take the call?<\/i>”<\/p>\n
To which I always respond “yes<\/i>“,<\/p>\n
Unless of course the speech is really slurry with some goofy giggles intermixed,<\/p>\n
In which case I say “stop pranking me Miss Daisy<\/i>“. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
Anyways,<\/p>\n
All that went through my mind in mere milliseconds,<\/p>\n
Before the Deputy continued with …<\/p>\n
“We deactivated Joe’s super secret back hallway access card used to get to the judges’ suites and just need you to come in so we can take a new picture of you and get you a new card. Can you come in tomorrow morning?<\/i>”<\/p>\n
Now seriously …<\/p>\n
You can’t imagine how phreaking kewl that was for me to hear,<\/p>\n
‘Cause I really wanted a new super secret back hallway access card used to get to the judges’ suites …<\/p>\n
Not so much for the courthouse there,<\/p>\n
Because as long as I had Joe’s card handy,<\/p>\n
I could use it there.<\/p>\n
But some of the outlying counties will give attorneys a free pass through security if you flash them my home court’s super secret back hallway access card …<\/p>\n