{"id":3414,"date":"2004-09-02T06:25:24","date_gmt":"2004-09-02T11:25:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/amynews.com\/?p=1094"},"modified":"2015-10-08T17:38:17","modified_gmt":"2015-10-08T21:38:17","slug":"cousin-luvin-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/2004\/09\/cousin-luvin-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Cousin Luvin\u2019"},"content":{"rendered":"

So …<\/p>\n

It seems that the information train of my function is making its way down the tracks among my extended family,<\/p>\n

And yesterday I got a couple of incredibly kewl surprises …<\/p>\n

Word from two of my cousins !!<\/p>\n

The first cousin I heard from is my taller, blonder, prettier, funnier and geekier than I cousin …<\/p>\n

Yeah, normally you’d think I’d have little tolerance for someone who steals the show that much from me …<\/p>\n

But she’s a really kewl cousin and would probably be an UnUsual Suspect if she lived in my hometown,<\/p>\n

So I cut her some slack.<\/p>\n

Anyways, just before I was leaving to go meet up with The UnUsual Suspects …<\/p>\n

An e-mail from her popped up telling me she heard the news and giving me grief for taking so long to tell her.<\/p>\n

Too nice !! \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

Then while Singer, Sister, Miss Daisy and I were gathered round a table on a deck at one of our summer drinking haunts,<\/p>\n

Discussing important world events of the day …<\/p>\n

Yeah right<\/i> \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

I got a voice mail from my smarter, funnier, nicer, heckuva lot better golfer than I cousin.<\/p>\n

Now Cousin Golfer doesn’t live near me at all (but he does live close to my friend who I owe three rounds of beer to for being so slow in answering my e-mail, and who now I probably just owe drinks for the entire night) …<\/p>\n

But until the past year,<\/p>\n

He’s been my cousin who I keep in touch with the most …<\/p>\n

And with whom I really enjoy e-mailing, talking and spending time.<\/p>\n

But then last year I was supposed to go to his place for our annual golf outing and instead I feigned overworked (well, really … I was overworked, but I could of still found time to golf) and instead went and got my FFS.<\/p>\n

Then he invited me on the golf trip of a lifetime and I just never got back to him …<\/p>\n

Because I didn’t want to lie to him about why I couldn’t go (and seriously, this is a golfing trip anyone in their right might would want to take),<\/p>\n

But I also didn’t have the nerve (hehe … you thought I was going to say balls<\/i>) to tell him my function yet.<\/p>\n

Now when I started to hear that the news of Amy-Wan Kenobi was starting to make its round throughout my family,<\/p>\n

I planned on calling Cousin Golfer and telling him the scoop.<\/p>\n

But he beat me to the punch …<\/p>\n

And left me the sweetest and most supportive voice-mail message.<\/p>\n

Then when I got home,<\/p>\n

I had an e-mail from him saying he’d like to line up a golf outing !<\/p>\n

Though apparently the whole “which tees does Amy use<\/i>” issue is going to rear its ugly head again !! lol \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

It’s always nice to hear from family,<\/p>\n

But in this case …<\/p>\n

And concerning this topic …<\/p>\n

It’s especially nice for me.<\/p>\n

Anywhose, as it seems that AmyNews.com<\/a> is becoming more well known amongst my family,<\/p>\n

I’d like to take this opportunity to welcome all of my relatives …<\/p>\n

But read at your own risk …<\/p>\n

Because after all …<\/p>\n

This is Amy unplugged !! \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

Oh yeah,<\/p>\n

And don’t forget to drop the Editor<\/a> a line and tell her that she’s phreaking hot ! \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

So … It seems that the information train of my function is making its way down the tracks among my extended family, And yesterday I got a couple of incredibly kewl surprises … Word from two of my cousins !! The first cousin I heard from is my taller, blonder, prettier, funnier and geekier than…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_blocks_custom_css":"","_kad_blocks_head_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_body_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_footer_custom_js":"","_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[139],"tags":[],"taxonomy_info":{"category":[{"value":139,"label":"General"}]},"featured_image_src_large":false,"author_info":{"display_name":"Amy","author_link":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/author\/amy\/"},"comment_info":4,"category_info":[{"term_id":139,"name":"General","slug":"general","term_group":0,"term_taxonomy_id":143,"taxonomy":"category","description":"","parent":0,"count":775,"filter":"raw","cat_ID":139,"category_count":775,"category_description":"","cat_name":"General","category_nicename":"general","category_parent":0}],"tag_info":false,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3414"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3414"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3414\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3414"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3414"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3414"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}