{"id":3398,"date":"2004-05-23T17:10:27","date_gmt":"2004-05-23T22:10:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/amynews.com\/?p=946"},"modified":"2015-10-08T17:39:53","modified_gmt":"2015-10-08T21:39:53","slug":"gawd-love-america-n-express-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/2004\/05\/gawd-love-america-n-express-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Gawd Love America \u2026 n Express !"},"content":{"rendered":"

Lately I’ve been in the process of changing my name on some of my identifiers …<\/p>\n

And have been making calls here and there,<\/p>\n

Really not encountering any problems at all in the least.<\/p>\n

But then I called American Express<\/a> …<\/p>\n

My personal card of choice.<\/p>\n

Yeah, I know …<\/p>\n

I pay a premium every year for the cost of membership …<\/p>\n

Which some might say is dumb,<\/p>\n

But I do get the following benefits …<\/p>\n

1.) Americans working the customer support lines.<\/p>\n

2.) Americans working the customer support lines.<\/p>\n

3.) Americans working the customer support lines.<\/p>\n

Whatever premium I pay each year,<\/p>\n

For the privilege of membership …
\n
\nIs well worth it !!<\/p>\n

Seriously … it is such a pleasure to deal with someone that isn’t an outsourced drone who doesn’t speak American, English or Australian as a first, second or third language.<\/p>\n

Recently I spoke with my American Express customer service representative Stacie …<\/p>\n

Hello Mr. Hairdy, how may I help you today?<\/i>”<\/p>\n

Well, this is a bit of a unique request … I’m in the process of transitioning from living as a male to living as a female, so we need to finally take care of some paperwork there and get my primary card changed into my new name, but I also was wondering if I could ….<\/i>“, and I proceeded to describe what I wanted to do with my AmEx card accounts, nothing unique, nothing odd … but a tad bit different.<\/p>\n

Well, we definitely need to take care of this for you and your requests certainly make sense. I’m just trying to think how we can accomplish it the fastest. I can easily take care of your first request, though it’s going to get bogged down in the system … your turn around time is a few weeks. Your second request, no problem, I’m doing that right now … Let’s see, now your third request … hmmmm … I don’t have the authorization to do that, but Customer Service does … and they could do it really quickly … but there’s a bit of a problem because well, the same social security number could create a problem and you’d end up getting re-routed back here and we could still accomplish the task for you, but … it’ll take a few weeks … soooooo …..<\/i>”<\/p>\n

What you’re saying is that if I’m asked, I don’t know the social security number?<\/i>”<\/p>\n

I didn’t say that … but that would certainly accomplish our objective here. May I put you on hold while I contact someone from Customer Service?<\/i>”<\/p>\n

Sure, thanks ! \ud83d\ude42<\/i>”<\/p>\n

She then placed me on hold. A few minutes later she came back, telling me she had Julie on the call and that she’d take care of my request … and then proceeded to tell me, as if she was confirming a prior discussion, exactly what I needed to say to Julie …<\/p>\n

Two minutes later after repeating what I was told to say to Julie …<\/p>\n

My task was more than successfully completed.<\/p>\n

Yes dear viewers,<\/p>\n

Membership has its privileges.<\/p>\n

Especially if you’re using Mr. Underhill’s<\/a> card ! \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

Plus … they’ve got some really kickass commercials with Seinfeld and Superman. The new one, Hindsight<\/a>, just came out last week. Give it a look see if you’ve got the bandwidth, but if you don’t, skip it. It’s okay, but not nearly as funny as the first one.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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