{"id":3385,"date":"2004-02-27T06:40:42","date_gmt":"2004-02-27T11:40:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/amynews.com\/?p=806"},"modified":"2015-10-08T17:40:41","modified_gmt":"2015-10-08T21:40:41","slug":"thats-not-blonde-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/2004\/02\/thats-not-blonde-2\/","title":{"rendered":"That\u2019s Not Blonde"},"content":{"rendered":"

Once again … I’m experiencing Amy Hair Trauma …<\/p>\n

Yes … I colored my hair again yesterday.<\/p>\n

I’m totally distressed.<\/p>\n

It so doesn’t look Amy.<\/p>\n

I went to my home salon yesterday … but only for a color.<\/p>\n

Strapping Hot Gay Dude cuts and styles my hair,<\/p>\n

But Hot Window Display colors my hair.<\/p>\n

And last time I got it colored … it was PERFECT !!!!!<\/p>\n

Absolutely no post-coloring trauma on any level.<\/p>\n

But unfortunately …<\/p>\n

The unique combinatiooooon of highlights and random lowlights that we did last time …<\/p>\n

Had some lasting effect.<\/p>\n

So the combination this time … turned out darker than I like.<\/p>\n

Now the people that work at my home salon know me and my hair coloring issues …<\/p>\n

I’m definitely high maintenance.<\/p>\n

Odd too …<\/p>\n

Because for someone who does diddly squat with her hair …<\/p>\n

You would think I wouldn’t be so consumed with its color … tint … shade … depth.<\/p>\n

But I am … whatever. \ud83d\ude1b<\/p>\n

Anyways …<\/p>\n

Hot Window Dressing suggested we even book a post coloring touch up for me right away … for this morning.<\/p>\n

She was booked, they are always booked …<\/p>\n

But she was going to come in early to perform any necessary Amy Color Triage.<\/p>\n

Obviously she knows me very, very well.<\/p>\n

Though later in the day yesterday …<\/p>\n

I felt bad for making her come in early and was thinking I was just over reacting …<\/p>\n

So I called and cancelled the emergency follow-up.<\/p>\n

However as I sit here right now … bad, bad decisiooooon on my part.<\/p>\n

I just don’t look like me.<\/p>\n

Yuck !!!<\/p>\n

Oh well …<\/p>\n

I’ll get over it. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

I’m pretty sure that my over reaction to my recent hair coloring is simply a misplacement of the stress I’m feeling over finally making fulltime plans and dealing with all this last minute krap. That this innocuous post is simply delay until I finish some fairly intense posts later today. That on some levels … I’m saying a multitude of things about my life with this pretty simply post.<\/p>\n

Yeah, I’m pretty sure that’s the case.<\/p>\n

But in the meantime …<\/p>\n

Maybe if I get one of these<\/a> … I can distract people from noticing my hair color until I can get back to the salon.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Once again … I’m experiencing Amy Hair Trauma … Yes … I colored my hair again yesterday. I’m totally distressed. It so doesn’t look Amy. I went to my home salon yesterday … but only for a color. Strapping Hot Gay Dude cuts and styles my hair, But Hot Window Display colors my hair. And…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_blocks_custom_css":"","_kad_blocks_head_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_body_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_footer_custom_js":"","_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[139],"tags":[],"taxonomy_info":{"category":[{"value":139,"label":"General"}]},"featured_image_src_large":false,"author_info":{"display_name":"Amy","author_link":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/author\/amy\/"},"comment_info":16,"category_info":[{"term_id":139,"name":"General","slug":"general","term_group":0,"term_taxonomy_id":143,"taxonomy":"category","description":"","parent":0,"count":775,"filter":"raw","cat_ID":139,"category_count":775,"category_description":"","cat_name":"General","category_nicename":"general","category_parent":0}],"tag_info":false,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3385"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3385"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3385\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3385"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3385"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3385"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}