I received a phone call today and asked if I would be willing to participant in a Bachelor<\/u> Auctioooon …<\/p>\n
You know, package myself up in a date and then let myself be sold to the highest bidder.<\/p>\n
Totally amusing !! \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
I don’t know who suggested me, but I declined.<\/p>\n
Seriously, even if this was before transition, I’d have never done it … it would have been a real life remake of cameraman Larry’s experience in GroundHog Day …<\/p>\n
“Two bits … anybody willing to pay two bits for Joe Hairdy. Full head of hair, complete command of useless information, irritatingly nice … two bits. Anybody, anybody … two bits. A nickel … how about a nickel? … He’s a steal at a fraction of that price … wait, huh?<\/i>”<\/p>\n
But now … naaaaah, the only way I’d participate in such an event is as a bidder if Hottie was on the block … and then … I know I’d be competing against his little vixen … so all I’d do is run up the price until I decided to let her win.<\/p>\n
Though on the other hand … maybe this is a place where I could buy myself a date to Momma Mia! *pondering* \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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