{"id":3361,"date":"2003-10-27T08:13:53","date_gmt":"2003-10-27T13:13:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/amynews.com\/?p=556"},"modified":"2015-10-08T17:42:48","modified_gmt":"2015-10-08T21:42:48","slug":"while-im-out-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/2003\/10\/while-im-out-2\/","title":{"rendered":"While I\u2019m Out"},"content":{"rendered":"

As we all know … I’m totally addicted to the television show While You Were Out<\/a> on TLC<\/a>.<\/p>\n

The new host, Evan Farmer<\/a>, I’m starting to like, but I still think I’d do a better job … I mean, I might not bring any carpentry skills to the table, but I do have the sparky wit that’s always camera-ready !! \ud83d\ude1b<\/p>\n

Anyways, last season’s host, Teresa Strasser<\/a>, is still the kewlest chica around. Thank gawd she’s available in re-runs.<\/p>\n

Carpenter, Andrew Dan-Jumbo<\/a>, is so yummy it’s obscene. Talk, dark, handsome, witty, confident, English accent, and good with his hands … some day dear God, let him be cloned for all of us !!<\/p>\n

Carpenter, Leslie Segrete<\/a>, is amazing !! Totally skilled in the ways of carpentry, confident, intelligent while being bitch cute and feminine at the same time. We all can take a lesson from her !!<\/p>\n

But …<\/p>\n

There is always the GUEST designer.<\/p>\n

They seem to vary among a group of 4 or 5.<\/p>\n

And thus the purpose of this post …. if anyone ever arranges for me to be on an episode of While You Were Out<\/a> …<\/p>\n

Please … please … please …<\/p>\n

Have my GUEST designer be John Bruce<\/a>. He’s the best !!! Creative, fun and his designs are always tasteful and perfect !! Plus I think he’s funny, smart and with enough alcohol in his system … I might have a fighting chance getting some of his attentiooooon !!<\/p>\n

Oh … and the room I want redesigned is my den … I want it to be redone into a kewler, cleaner, sharper, fashionable television viewing\/home office room.<\/p>\n

Oh Oh … and make sure that Andrew and Leslie<\/a> return after hiding their truck and tools at the end of the show because I really want to meet them too !<\/p>\n

Thanks ! \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

As we all know … I’m totally addicted to the television show While You Were Out on TLC. The new host, Evan Farmer, I’m starting to like, but I still think I’d do a better job … I mean, I might not bring any carpentry skills to the table, but I do have the sparky…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_blocks_custom_css":"","_kad_blocks_head_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_body_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_footer_custom_js":"","_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[139],"tags":[],"taxonomy_info":{"category":[{"value":139,"label":"General"}]},"featured_image_src_large":false,"author_info":{"display_name":"Amy","author_link":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/author\/amy\/"},"comment_info":6,"category_info":[{"term_id":139,"name":"General","slug":"general","term_group":0,"term_taxonomy_id":143,"taxonomy":"category","description":"","parent":0,"count":775,"filter":"raw","cat_ID":139,"category_count":775,"category_description":"","cat_name":"General","category_nicename":"general","category_parent":0}],"tag_info":false,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3361"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3361"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3361\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3361"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3361"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3361"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}