A long, long time ago …. in a state far, far away …… I used to dream of being a girl …. and imagine getting ready for school and wearing all sorts of cute outfits …. it was such a core part of the fantasy.<\/p>\n
But in real life ….. in real AMY life ….. most of the time ….. clothes are so …. n b d ….<\/p>\n
I was thinking about that yesterday …..<\/p>\n
I received three skirts in the mail that I had ordered a while ago and was finally getting around to trying them on …..
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\nAll three are worky-type skirts …. an above-the-knee navy skirt, another above-the-knee grey plaid skirt and a mid-calf black skirt (sooo ugh …. I look like I’m waiting tables at the country club) ….. anyways ….. of course, they are all the same numerical size, but far from the same reality size … the two shorter skirts fit nicely, the longer waitress skirt was just too snuggers (odd coincidence, huh?, just happens to be the one I didn’t like \ud83d\ude42 ) ….<\/p>\n
But as I’m checking out the look in the mirror, I was thinking …..<\/p>\n
Gawd, this soooo doesn’t turn me on ….. now don’t get me wrong, sometimes …. dressing up can be incredibly erotic and sexy ….. at least for me …. but most of the time …. it’s just nothing ….. and there I was ….. trying out articles of clothing that soon will be standard additions to my work uniform …… and I was so like, totally blah about it, in fact, at one point I was thinking what a pain this one skirt was going to be having to manipulate ……<\/p>\n
And then I freaked …. OMG !!<\/p>\n
That’s not right ….<\/p>\n
I should be excited, I should be happy, I should be thrilled …..<\/p>\n
About wearing skirts to work ….<\/p>\n
And I’m not …. geezuz …. maybe I shouldn’t transition !!! OMG !!!! Yikes !!!<\/p>\n
But then I remembered …..<\/p>\n
I don’t think the average guy gets all aroused seeing himself in a sassy pair of suit pants ….. just like the average girl doesn’t get all thrilled by seeing herself in a new work skirt …..<\/p>\n
And unlike this odd caricature of a typical woman built up in my earlier fantasies who live for their clothes, I don’t …. heck …. I’m not a caricature, I’m me, and that appears to be …. just your average girl. \ud83d\ude42 Kewl.<\/p>\n
(Besides, I’m not the one that I want to get turned on seeing me in a skirt …. it’s the guys with whom I’ll be working !! But that’s a story for another day. \ud83d\ude42 )<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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