The following is a list of the totally random thoughts that were going through my mind as I made my way into the office today …<\/p>\n
*While practicing my voice* … hehe … with a cold, I sorta sound like a cross between Yoda and Darth Vader … hmm, I wonder who was on top ??<\/i><\/p>\n
I need to get my car washed<\/i>.<\/p>\n
Coffee is good<\/i>.<\/p>\n
Hmmm, every girl Hottie has ever dated or been interested in since I’ve known him has had big hooters <\/i>… *sign* … could be an issue<\/i>.<\/p>\n
I like that voice.<\/i><\/p>\n
If I don’t finish this project today, I’m dead.<\/i><\/p>\n
Dumb phuck.<\/i> *directed towards another driver*<\/p>\n
Should I cancel my hair appointment for this week and let my hair grow out a bit more before trying a new style?<\/i><\/p>\n
I need more jewelry.<\/i><\/p>\n
I’m all over the place today, I think I might journal this.<\/i><\/p>\n
Scary, huh? \ud83d\ude42 And that is why Shaft refuses to let me drive.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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