Since it is Mom’s Day here in the U.S. (I have no clue if it’s recognized anywhere else) …. I would like to wish all the Moms a Super, Wonderful Happy Mother’s Day !!! And figured I’d share some great wisdom from those who made you a mom in the first place (pssst ….. kids ….. I’m talking about Great Truths from Kids. Yeah, I know …. wicked, poor segue ….. sorry.)<\/p>\n
When your mom is mad at your dad, don’t let her brush your hair.<\/p>\n
You can’t trust dogs to watch your food.<\/p>\n
Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot.<\/p>\n
Puppies have bad breath even after eating a tic tac.<\/p>\n
School lunches stick to the wall.<\/p>\n
You can’t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.<\/p>\n
It’s easier to see the mistakes on someone else’s paper.<\/p>\n
A pencil without an eraser may as well be a pen.<\/p>\n
Don’t expect your friends to be as excited about your ‘100’ as you are.<\/p>\n
It’s hard to unlearn a bad word.<\/p>\n
Don’t say that the “Last One is a Rotten Egg” unless you’re absolutely sure that there is a slower kid behind you.<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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