phucking<\/span> krap<\/em> kicked out of me in a chick fight.<\/p>\nTotal,<\/p>\n
Complete \u2026<\/p>\n
Annihilation.<\/p>\n
Krazy, I’m tellin’ ya.<\/p>\n
No, No, Nooooooo !!!<\/p>\n
My dear boy viewers …<\/p>\n
Stop that right now !!!<\/p>\n
Slowly,<\/p>\n
… Gradually,<\/p>\n
…… Discretely,<\/p>\n
Lift your hand and place it back on the keyboard.<\/p>\n
I’m not talking about the kind of chick fight where \u2026<\/p>\n
Women-folk scratch and claw one another,<\/p>\n
Pull hair,<\/p>\n
Tear off tops,<\/p>\n
Fall into mud,<\/p>\n
And eventually end up making out with one another.<\/p>\n
Ohhhh !<\/em><\/p>\n… Oohhhhhhh !!<\/em><\/p>\n…… Ooohhhhhhhhhhhh !!!<\/em><\/p>\nNope,<\/p>\n
Definitely not that type of chick fight.<\/p>\n
The type of chick fight I’m talking about is …<\/p>\n
The one where one woman,<\/p>\n
Or group of women,<\/p>\n
Assert a \u2026<\/p>\n
Moral,<\/p>\n
Intellectual, or<\/p>\n
Societal standing,<\/p>\n
Superiority over another woman.<\/p>\n
One of those “I’m better than you<\/em>” kinda fights …<\/p>\nWhere women go no holds barred \u2026<\/p>\n
To make sure the …<\/p>\n
Alleged,<\/p>\n
Accused,<\/p>\n
Asserted …<\/p>\n
Less moral, less intelligent, or lower class standing chica is well aware of the identified differences between them and is thoroughly …<\/p>\n
Degraded,<\/p>\n
Beaten, and<\/p>\n
Humiliated.<\/p>\n
So not fun.<\/p>\n
Now I know,<\/p>\n
You’re probably saying, “But Amy-wan, you’re a Jedi … how could you have gotten the living krap kicked out you in a …<\/em>”<\/p>\n“No, no<\/em>“, I’d interrupt, “That’s not what I said.<\/em>”<\/p>\n“Oh, you’re right,<\/em>” you would correct and rephrase,<\/p>\n“I meant .. but Amy-wan, you’re a Jedi … how could you have gotten the living phucking<\/span> krap kicked out of you in a chick fight?<\/em>”<\/p>\nWell kiddos,<\/p>\n
It’s simple.<\/p>\n
I was unprepared.<\/p>\n
One of the down sides of not growing up natal,<\/p>\n
In addition to the whole just going through the motions, being internally miserable at best, and not even coming close to living life things,<\/p>\n
Yo,<\/p>\n
Is that I was totally klueless when it came to the whole chick fighting scene.<\/p>\n
I didn’t know the warning signs that a chick fight was developing,<\/p>\n
That I was in peril,<\/p>\n
Who would have my back,<\/p>\n
And most importantly,<\/p>\n
How to defend myself.<\/p>\n
Heck,<\/p>\n
I was so klueless that …<\/p>\n
Not only did I get the living phucking<\/span> krap kicked out of me,<\/p>\nBut I was actually in two separate chick fights at the same time.<\/p>\n
And to make matters worse,<\/p>\n
I was not even aware I was in either chick fight until it was too late,<\/p>\n
And I laid broken and bloodied from both.<\/p>\n
“Ummm … could use a little help here. Ow !<\/em>”<\/p>\nOn a scale of 1 – 10 …<\/p>\n
It sucked.<\/p>\n
Anyways,<\/p>\n
I learned a few things from the experience,<\/p>\n
And consistent with the whole theme of sharing my life here so others can learn from my mistakes,<\/p>\n
I’m not an example, I’m a warning !<\/em> \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\nThis Chick Fight mini-series covers the Uno, Dos, and Tres of what I learned from the experience.<\/p>\n
Peace be with you.<\/p>\n
This post is the first in a series of five (1 of 5). As each of the posts are published, the links below will go live. And contrary to most of my mini-series, the only post that I have yet to complete is Aftermath, meaning it’s my plan to post one a day in successive days. Enjoy. She shoots, she scores !<\/p>\n