{"id":1581,"date":"2008-11-14T05:01:06","date_gmt":"2008-11-14T12:01:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/amynews.com\/?p=1581"},"modified":"2015-10-08T17:35:11","modified_gmt":"2015-10-08T21:35:11","slug":"hello-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/2008\/11\/hello-again\/","title":{"rendered":"Hello, Again"},"content":{"rendered":"
I’m feeling some posting anxiety,<\/p>\n
Being how it’s been phreaking eons since I’ve posted.<\/p>\n
What do I do? What do I do? What do I do!<\/em><\/p>\n Do I post and tell you about the new man in my life?<\/p>\n Do I finish my press conference?<\/p>\n Do I bring you up to speed on this year’s version of the bowling team?<\/p>\n Do I tell you about how, two years after I thought of the funny line, I was finally asked the question in the correct way so I could use it?<\/p>\n And whether they laughed?<\/p>\n Maybe I should downer things a bit and talk about the trials and tribulations of life?<\/p>\n I guess I could share what it’s like now that I’ve finally lost my baby shower virginity?<\/p>\n Or maybe I should get the show on the road by rattling on about the things I did this summer?<\/p>\n Just so many things from which to choose !<\/p>\n I’m rendered almost …<\/p>\n Indecisive.<\/p>\n Not like me at all,<\/p>\n Yo? \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n Truth be told,<\/p>\n I had finished a post that was going to be my first post back,<\/p>\n It was a moderately funny,<\/p>\n Informative,<\/p>\n And surprisingly topical,<\/p>\n As I’ve received several questions on the topic of late.<\/p>\n But after it was all said and done,<\/p>\n I really didn’t want a post that had a chance …<\/p>\n Of being front page and center for months on AmyNews,<\/p>\n As goodness knows that is always a possibility with me,<\/p>\n Being a discussion of my breasts.<\/p>\n Seriously,<\/p>\n They are focal point enough. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n Anyways,<\/p>\n Last night I decided that once I have a bunch of posts up and running again on a consistent basis,<\/p>\n I’ll toss up the breast post among the mix,<\/p>\n But for now,<\/p>\n I’m going to try and soften up any frustrations that may be had because of my lack of postage,<\/p>\n By introducing you to the new man in my life …<\/p>\n <\/p>\n