{"id":1581,"date":"2008-11-14T05:01:06","date_gmt":"2008-11-14T12:01:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/amynews.com\/?p=1581"},"modified":"2015-10-08T17:35:11","modified_gmt":"2015-10-08T21:35:11","slug":"hello-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/2008\/11\/hello-again\/","title":{"rendered":"Hello, Again"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’m feeling some posting anxiety,<\/p>\n

Being how it’s been phreaking eons since I’ve posted.<\/p>\n

What do I do? What do I do? What do I do!<\/em><\/p>\n

Do I post and tell you about the new man in my life?<\/p>\n

Do I finish my press conference?<\/p>\n

Do I bring you up to speed on this year’s version of the bowling team?<\/p>\n

Do I tell you about how, two years after I thought of the funny line, I was finally asked the question in the correct way so I could use it?<\/p>\n

And whether they laughed?<\/p>\n

Maybe I should downer things a bit and talk about the trials and tribulations of life?<\/p>\n

I guess I could share what it’s like now that I’ve finally lost my baby shower virginity?<\/p>\n

Or maybe I should get the show on the road by rattling on about the things I did this summer?<\/p>\n

Just so many things from which to choose !<\/p>\n

I’m rendered almost …<\/p>\n

Indecisive.<\/p>\n

Not like me at all,<\/p>\n

Yo? \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n

Truth be told,<\/p>\n

I had finished a post that was going to be my first post back,<\/p>\n

It was a moderately funny,<\/p>\n

Informative,<\/p>\n

And surprisingly topical,<\/p>\n

As I’ve received several questions on the topic of late.<\/p>\n

But after it was all said and done,<\/p>\n

I really didn’t want a post that had a chance …<\/p>\n

Of being front page and center for months on AmyNews,<\/p>\n

As goodness knows that is always a possibility with me,<\/p>\n

Being a discussion of my breasts.<\/p>\n

Seriously,<\/p>\n

They are focal point enough. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

Anyways,<\/p>\n

Last night I decided that once I have a bunch of posts up and running again on a consistent basis,<\/p>\n

I’ll toss up the breast post among the mix,<\/p>\n

But for now,<\/p>\n

I’m going to try and soften up any frustrations that may be had because of my lack of postage,<\/p>\n

By introducing you to the new man in my life …<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

\"Jedi<\/a>
Jedi Dog of Tango Kabuki<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Everyone,<\/p>\n

This is Jedi Dog of Tango Kabuki,<\/p>\n

(Friends and family just call him Dog),<\/p>\n

And Dog,<\/p>\n

This is everyone !<\/p>\n

Isn’t he adorable !!! Strong in the Ways of The Force, he is !<\/p>\n

Oh yeah,<\/p>\n

And this past summer I:<\/p>\n

    \n
  1. Saw Neil Diamond<\/li>\n
  2. Didn’t see Barack Obama when he was across the street from the AmyCave<\/li>\n
  3. Didn’t see Hillary Clinton when she was down the street from the AmyCave<\/li>\n
  4. Didn’t see John McCain when he was down the street from the AmyCave<\/li>\n
  5. Found myself on google maps – street view<\/li>\n
  6. Made out with someone I thought was a pirate<\/li>\n
  7. Saw Def Leppard for the 39th time<\/li>\n
  8. Played golf with Cousin Golfer, losing the annual golf challenge once again (he’s good)<\/li>\n
  9. After much experimentation, developed a drink I call “The AmyTini<\/em>“<\/li>\n
  10. Adopted Jedi Dog of Tango Kabuki<\/li>\n
  11. Worked my butt off<\/li>\n
  12. Cut over 1\/2 foot from the length of my hair<\/li>\n
  13. Had an incredibly, krazy 4th of July<\/li>\n
  14. Torn it down hard celebrating Sister’s birthday<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    That’s pretty much it for the summer.<\/p>\n

    And as far as this year’s bowling team,<\/p>\n

    I’m going with a Scooby-Doo theme this year,<\/p>\n

    Calling us Mystery, Inc.<\/em><\/p>\n

      \n
    • The Mystery Machine is played by Big Momma’s Bus;<\/li>\n
    • Fred is played by Bikes Are Dangerous (yes, there’s a story behind that name);<\/li>\n
    • Daphne is played by Singer;<\/li>\n
    • Shaggy is played by D-Lo;<\/li>\n
    • Velma is played by yours truly, Amy-Wan Kenobi;<\/li>\n
    • And starring in the role of Scooby-Doo is Bruce Lee.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

      (Shaft has made some guest appearances. Sister and Miss Daisy check-in via phone on occasion)<\/p>\n

      I almost forgot, this past summer, I also started listing out the …<\/p>\n

      Reasons Why I’m Weird<\/em>:<\/p>\n

      So far, the list includes:<\/p>\n

        \n
      1. I never wear matching earrings. Ever.<\/li>\n
      2. I do a low, subtle hand gesture as if my Jedi skills are opening doors when I walk into any location with automatic doors.<\/li>\n
      3. I do the same thing at cross walk signals as I try to time my stride just right.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

        I suppose you also could add to the list that I actually did spend one Saturday morning at Startbucks scouring Google Maps – Street View to see if I could find myself. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

        Hope ya’ll are doing great !!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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