So I was at the bar,<\/p>\n
Hanging with peeps retro,<\/p>\n
When I decided to break from the collective.<\/p>\n
And take up residence on a stool.<\/p>\n
“Your friend there,<\/em>” some guy sitting next to me said, “What’s his deal?<\/em>”<\/p>\n “Pardon?<\/em>” I replied. I knew he was talking to me, but was not sure to whom he was referring.<\/p>\n “Your friend there,<\/em>” He resumed, nodding his head in the direction of the group I had just left, his eyes focused on one girl in particular.<\/p>\n “Huh?<\/em>” I answered, stuck in a one word rut.<\/p>\n “It’s cool. No big deal. I’ve seen him before. I know. What’s his deal though? Does he look like that all the time?”<\/em><\/p>\n You have to be phreaking kidding me !!!<\/p>\n “Ummmm,<\/em>” I used as a one word-like substitute as I grasped aimslessly for a response.<\/p>\n “He’s good. Most people have no idea.<\/em>”<\/p>\n “Ummmm,<\/em>” I used again. One word capabilities were all I had at this point.<\/p>\n He then proceeded to share the visual and auditory kues which his astuteness had noted enabling him to draw his erroneous klocking conclusion.<\/p>\n “Wow,<\/em>” I started.<\/p>\n Come on, you can do it. A sentence, combine words to form a sentence !!!<\/p>\n “Tell me about it,<\/em>” He interjected. Interrupting me before I was able to complete my syntaxtical goal. “Phucks with your mind. He’s hot. Tell me, is he all girl now? You know what I mean.<\/em>”<\/p>\n Fast Forward 9 years to this past weekend.<\/p>\n “Your friend there, <\/em>what’s his deal?<\/em>” was the query posed.<\/p>\n Though this time,<\/p>\n The ‘his’ being Function called was …<\/p>\n Not being said to Me 1.0<\/em> about another,<\/p>\n But about Me 2.0<\/em> to another.<\/p>\n Yummy.<\/p>\n Symmetry.<\/p>\n So tasty good ! \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n Though deliberate misapplication of pronoun gender …<\/p>\n So not kewl.<\/p>\n Accidental misapplication isn’t bothersome in the least,<\/p>\n I can still screw that up.<\/p>\n But when it’s done with intent,<\/p>\n And you can always tell,<\/p>\n Kuts.<\/p>\n Anyways,<\/p>\n Check out this twist to the irony …<\/p>\n The events recited …<\/p>\n Despite occuring almost a decade seperate,<\/p>\n Took place in the same bar establishment,<\/p>\n Nicely seasoning the more recent incident with a pleasant tinge of surrealism.<\/p>\n Kurse you gods of irony …<\/p>\n And your Amy-like sense of humor ! \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Yummy.<\/p>\n Symmetry.<\/p>\n So tasty good ! \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_blocks_custom_css":"","_kad_blocks_head_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_body_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_footer_custom_js":"","_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[138],"tags":[],"taxonomy_info":{"category":[{"value":138,"label":"Function"}]},"featured_image_src_large":false,"author_info":{"display_name":"Amy","author_link":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/author\/amy\/"},"comment_info":220,"category_info":[{"term_id":138,"name":"Function","slug":"function","term_group":0,"term_taxonomy_id":142,"taxonomy":"category","description":"","parent":0,"count":14,"filter":"raw","cat_ID":138,"category_count":14,"category_description":"","cat_name":"Function","category_nicename":"function","category_parent":0}],"tag_info":false,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1543"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1543"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1543\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1543"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1543"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1543"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}