{"id":1533,"date":"2006-08-27T21:44:02","date_gmt":"2006-08-28T01:44:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/amynews.com\/?p=1583"},"modified":"2015-10-08T17:35:26","modified_gmt":"2015-10-08T21:35:26","slug":"saturdays-all-right-for-fighting-and-apparently-hooking","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/2006\/08\/saturdays-all-right-for-fighting-and-apparently-hooking\/","title":{"rendered":"Saturday Night’s Alright (For Fighting)"},"content":{"rendered":"
<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n<\/p>\n Amyways,<\/em><\/p>\n That is how I was mistaken for a prostitute at Chili’s on Saturday night,<\/em><\/p>\n I think.<\/em><\/p>\n Wild, huh ? \ud83d\ude42<\/em><\/p>\n <\/p>\n So I wasn’t having a good week,<\/p>\n Not a particularly good week at all:<\/p>\n Flashback to the previous Wednesday evening:<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n Got blown off, ended up drinking alone. <\/em><\/p>\n Then fast foward from that Wednesday evening to the next evening, Thursday:<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n Got blown off, ended up going out alone. <\/em><\/p>\n Then fast forward 48 hours from that Thurdsday evening to Saturday evening:<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n Got blown off, again.<\/em><\/p>\n Nonetheless,<\/p>\n Despite apparently having a significant aura of catchable cooties about myself,<\/p>\n I figured I’d go out anyways …<\/p>\n To some bar with a few televisions,<\/p>\n So I could enjoy a couple Coors Lights,<\/p>\n And watch a game.<\/p>\n ‘Cause seriously,<\/p>\n I didn’t want to let go to waste that night the fact that …<\/p>\n I was looking particularly fetching,<\/em><\/p>\n Even if<\/em> had to say so myself <\/em>(which clearly I did :)).<\/em><\/p>\n However, <\/p>\n I really didn’t feel like putting much effort into going any place in particular, <\/p>\n Which meant my immediate choices for solo drinking were limited to:<\/p>\n Now truth be told,<\/p>\n I’m not a Chili’s fan.<\/p>\n Actually,<\/p>\n I hate the place.<\/p>\n I’ve never had a good meal there,<\/p>\n Nor anything even remotely resembling good and courteous service,<\/p>\n And face it people,<\/p>\n That’s saying a lot,<\/p>\n Because when it comes to food and bars,<\/p>\n It doesn’t take much of an effort to please me.<\/p>\n Plus,<\/p>\n Ever since they’ve banned Pam Beesley<\/a> from the restaurant …<\/p>\n I’ve been boycotting the chain in protest.<\/p>\n Banning her is just ridiculous.<\/p>\n But on this particular Saturday night,<\/p>\n I really didn’t have much of a choice.<\/p>\n Option No. 1 was never a possibility,<\/p>\n And though I pulled into the parking lot of the bowling alley,<\/p>\n I didn’t feel like having to deal with being alone on a Saturday night and<\/u> having the fact that I don’t have any real dating options available blatantly rubbed in my face …<\/p>\n So,<\/p>\n I went to Chili’s,<\/p>\n And took a seat at the bar,<\/p>\n A fairly small bar I might add,<\/p>\n Occupied at that moment by:<\/p>\n Three fairly drunk men facing me while sitting on the other side of the bar. They were apparently finishing up their day of friendship and golf with a bucket of drinks,<\/p>\n A jerk of a bartender who wouldn’t even change the channel from some rerun of a sports awards show to an actual live ball game; and,<\/p>\n An Eerie dude sitting to the right of me around the bar perpendicular.<\/p>\n Did I mention the Eerie dude sitting to the right of me around the bar perpendicular? <\/p>\n A short while after I was there, <\/p>\n Another woman who appeared to be about my age,<\/p>\n You know, 34 ! \ud83d\ude09 <\/p>\n Entered the bar, sat at a barstool between me and the Eerie dude,<\/p>\n Ordered a drink,<\/p>\n And then moved to a table off in the corner.<\/p>\n So that’s the lay of the land.<\/p>\n Now as they should always be,<\/p>\n My senses were finely tuned into my surroundings,<\/p>\n Though even a bit more so that night …<\/p>\n Since I was flying without wing support and all.<\/p>\n Sensing restlessness in this foreign bar, <\/p>\n\n