{"id":1529,"date":"2006-08-02T14:14:41","date_gmt":"2006-08-02T18:14:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/amynews.com\/?p=1578"},"modified":"2015-10-08T17:35:28","modified_gmt":"2015-10-08T21:35:28","slug":"the-answer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/2006\/08\/the-answer\/","title":{"rendered":"The Answer"},"content":{"rendered":"
One white footie<\/em><\/p>\n Golf Clubs<\/em><\/p>\n A Simon and Garfunkel Album<\/em><\/p>\n 23 CDs<\/em><\/p>\n A cookie tin of 45’s – top one was The Carpenters – Rainy Days & Mondays<\/em><\/p>\n Gift in the glove compartment that was never able to be given<\/em><\/p>\n 5 of Joe’s business cards<\/em><\/p>\n 18 3-year old tablets of Vicodin (I flushed them down the toilet) Sticky Note reminding me to “<\/em>Get cigarettes and Beef Jerky” (Not for me, I’m thinking it was for Singer and Sister)<\/em><\/p>\n Three empty cans of Red Bull (Actually, I honestly think there’s a chance they were leftovers from a Sister and Miss Daisy outing where we went to some party just east of BFE) Key chain in the shape of a small Florida license plate that says<\/em> Amy<\/em><\/p>\n 8 McDonald Monopoly tags<\/em><\/p>\n $3 in McDonald’s gift certificates<\/em><\/p>\n Garage door opener to Ex’s old house<\/em><\/p>\n House key to my old house<\/em><\/p>\n Room key to the place we stayed at 5 years ago during the golfing outing with my old college buddies<\/em><\/p>\n 2002, 2003. 2004, 2005 Court Rules for my home state<\/em><\/p>\n 2003, 2004, 2005 Criminal Statutes and Rules for my home state<\/em><\/p>\n 2005 Court Rules for my home state – another copy Playbill to Blue Man Group<\/em><\/p>\n 1 Unused condom (Trojan – lubricated)<\/em><\/p>\n Receipt from Jake’s Pizza for a 14 inch mushroom, sausage and pepperoni thin crust pizza that Shaft ordered delivered to the hotel room the night of my FFS while he was taking care of me<\/em><\/p>\n Receipt for the room and golf package for Joe’s last golf outing with his old college buddies – arrival date was June 26, 2003<\/em><\/p>\n Printout of Joe’s last bowling sheet before my FFS – He rolled a 537. Printout of the first bowling sheet when Joe bowled with the group after my FFS (November 19, 2003. Our series totals for the night were Singer: 349; Sister: 257; Miss Daisy: 435; Runner-Up: 431; Joe: 436. Please note for the record that I did have the team high series ! \ud83d\ude42 ) 5 Megamillion lottery tickets – all losers An uncashed check made out to Joe for $750.00 (too late to cash it now)<\/em><\/p>\n Pictures from a GP gathering in Chicago<\/em><\/p>\n Program to my cousin Jet’s wedding<\/em><\/p>\n A brand new tube of mascara<\/em><\/p>\n A worthless tube of lipstick<\/em><\/p>\n Sunglass case<\/em><\/p>\n Another sunglass case And yet another sunglass case<\/em><\/p>\n Map of my home state<\/em><\/p>\n Map of my home county<\/em><\/p>\n Map of my second home county<\/em><\/p>\n Tire pressure gauge Flashlight<\/em><\/p>\n Two old cell phones<\/em><\/p>\n Tube of emollient<\/em><\/p>\n Starbucks gift card – $10 A large Maxwell House coffee can full of change<\/em><\/p>\n A 2 liter Mountain Dew plastic bottle full of change<\/em><\/p>\n A 2 liter Coke plastic bottle full of change<\/em><\/p>\n 5 umbrellas (Ahem … yeah, apparently Shaft was wise for putting me on Umbrella Probation – it<\/em> does appear I never return a borrowed umbrella.)<\/em><\/p>\n 4 containers of hand lotion in various stages of emptiness<\/em><\/p>\n Boy golf shoes<\/em><\/p>\n Girl golf shoes<\/em><\/p>\n Boy bowling shoes<\/em><\/p>\n Boy overnight bag (empty)<\/em><\/p>\n A pair of Joe’s navy Docker shorts<\/em><\/p>\n One of Joe’s old favorite ties<\/em><\/p>\n Tollway change stash stored in a small container in which I get my Chinese Chicken Noodle Soup<\/em><\/p>\n Abdomen sticky pads I had to wear under the girdle which I had to wear for an annoying number of weeks after my waistline liposuctiooooon<\/em><\/p>\n 5 baseball caps<\/em><\/p>\n Another flashlight<\/em><\/p>\n Always thin pantiliners Notes for an opening statement Spare fuses Windshield scraper<\/em><\/p>\n Parking garage card<\/em><\/p>\n 9 travel coffee cups<\/em><\/p>\n 4 different types of handsfree head\/ear phones for various mobile phones<\/em><\/p>\n A golf ball mark from The Masters<\/em><\/p>\n A golf ball<\/em><\/p>\n A golf tee<\/em><\/p>\n A container of bandages<\/em><\/p>\n Car registrations and proofs of insurance for 2003, 2004, 2005 and 2006<\/em><\/p>\n A Nautica floating key chain with nothing attached<\/em><\/p>\n An Olympus voice recording device<\/em><\/p>\n Approximately 1,806 blue, fine tipped pens
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