{"id":1514,"date":"2006-05-12T09:05:56","date_gmt":"2006-05-12T14:05:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/amynews.com\/?p=1561"},"modified":"2015-10-08T17:35:35","modified_gmt":"2015-10-08T21:35:35","slug":"a-hairy-situation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/2006\/05\/a-hairy-situation\/","title":{"rendered":"A Hairy Situation"},"content":{"rendered":"

Hey kids,<\/p>\n

Guess what I’m doing today?<\/p>\n

Well, yeah …<\/p>\n

That too,<\/p>\n

Probably,<\/p>\n

But that’s later,<\/p>\n

I mean now.<\/p>\n

Nope, nice try.<\/p>\n

Actually,<\/p>\n

Once again I’ve found myself back in Chi-town,<\/p>\n

Technically,<\/p>\n

North of Chi-town …<\/p>\n

Getting ready to have Dr. Z<\/a> do some cutting up on me.<\/p>\n

Nothing significant today …<\/p>\n

In fact,<\/p>\n

I’ll be on my back in about 50 minutes,<\/p>\n

And I’m still not 100% sure I’ll go through with it,<\/p>\n

Though I probably will.<\/p>\n

It’s all under a local,<\/p>\n

So obviously it’s nothing too significant,<\/p>\n

Just some hair grafts to the front of my hairline to cover the scar across my head from my original ffs,<\/p>\n

Maybe a second round of fat injections to my temples,<\/p>\n

And a dose or two to my luscious, oh-so-kissable lips.<\/p>\n

There’s also a stitch that I can see, <\/p>\n

In fact I think others can see,<\/p>\n

That shows itself for some reason under my stage right nostril,<\/p>\n

Residual from my upper lip lift.<\/p>\n

I hoping he can make that go bye-bye,<\/p>\n

But if he can’t,<\/p>\n

nbd.<\/p>\n

I’m actually torn on the whole hair grafting thing.<\/p>\n

As odd as it sounds,<\/p>\n

I take pride in my scars.<\/p>\n

They are my personal memories of where I’ve been,<\/p>\n

What I’ve done. <\/p>\n

Souvenirs of my past.<\/p>\n

I don’t know.<\/p>\n

In so many ways I like seeing that scar across my forehead every morning when I’m getting ready,<\/p>\n

It’s a tangible connection to past for me, <\/p>\n

And I don’t have many of those left.<\/p>\n

It’s such an empty, scary feeling each time I lose one.<\/p>\n

Oh well,<\/p>\n

What the heck … <\/p>\n

Why not,<\/p>\n

I’m already here …<\/p>\n

And it’s always a hoot to see Dr. Z, Ben, Chris and LeNore.<\/p>\n

Though seriously,<\/p>\n

After this …<\/p>\n

Two more surgeries,<\/p>\n

Three more max, <\/p>\n

Then I’m done with surgeries,<\/p>\n

Period.<\/p>\n

Depending on my life cycle,<\/p>\n

That is.<\/p>\n

(I figure I’ll probably need to get my breast implants rotated in 5 – 10 years, and hopefully I live long enough to require a second rotation after that. I also think I’ll get a face lift at some point, hell … I’ve had enough surgeries, I deserve to treat myself to one surgery for pure vanity’s sake at some point. \";-)\") <\/p>\n

Okay kids …<\/p>\n

I’ll try to take pics throughout the day and post them in Click the Pic.<\/p>\n

Peace out. \"\"<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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