Ace<\/em> – Ace sang We Will Rock You, <\/em>and holy krap! was that ever bad. First of all, leather pants on men are stupid. Stupid I say. I can\u2019t help but think of Ross whenever I see them. But besides that, his voice was pathetic, he looked uncomfortable stumbling around the stage, and though I haven\u2019t punished myself to re-watch his performance, I think he even screwed up some of the lines. How? I don\u2019t know. \u2019Cause seriously, how difficult are the lyrics to We Will Rock You? <\/em>But wtfever, what I found even more stunning was how he couldn\u2019t seem to manage the mic around his mouth. Go figure. He was awful and definitely needs to leave.<\/p>\n Kellie<\/em> – Just as I was completely stunned at how bad Ace performed his song, I was completely stunned at how well Kellie performed her selection. When they said she chose Bohemian Rhapsody<\/em> I was like, “Oh krap, this is going to be bad<\/em>“. Which really sucks, considering that I am apparently the only American that likes Kellie. However, the world just has to accept the truth … she totally owned that song. She wasted Constantine\u2019s version of it on last year\u2019s Idol. Kellie took a long song, condensed it, and made it totally fun. Her\u2019s was the most entertaining performance of the night. I was completely stunned. It wasn\u2019t an Alone moment, but honestly, she showed me she\u2019s a helluva entertainer and actually has acceptable musical skills … come on, she air-humped right behind Randy\u2019s head and then stood right up and softened the song as well as one could ever do live. That\u2019s a performer people !!! Chris<\/em> – I was so looking forward to Chris\u2019 performance … with his lungs, he should have rocked our world. Each week they pick a song topic to benefit one of the Idols … this was Chris\u2019 week ! Yay !!! Katharine<\/em> – Okay, because she flipped songs, which I\u2019m not saying was a bad decision, because she sang her second selection really well, but … because she flipped songs, for the “reason” that she wasn\u2019t comfortable jumping around the stage and performing a song that was … ummm, what\u2019s that word I\u2019m looking for … let\u2019s see, oh yeah … UP-TEMPO!!! … she confirmed to me that she doesn\u2019t want to win American Idol, but instead has her heart set on Broadway Idol. She certainly looked beautiful and she can definitely sing, but honestly, I think she\u2019s hanging around Kellie too much, because if I\u2019m not mistaken, she\u2019s becoming dumber as the season progresses. Oh yeah, and she\u2019s not all that entertaining.<\/p>\n Elliot<\/em> – Did I hear him right ??? Did he actually say he never heard Somebody To Love<\/em> before ??? Are you kidding me ??? If I\u2019m not mistaken, back in the late 80\u2019s (sarcasm there folks), it even made the Amish Top Ten. How could he have missed it? Anyways, Elliot did a fairly good version of the song, but something is still lacking for me when it comes to Elliot … there\u2019s just no spark. I think he\u2019s destined to be that good guy friend that is krazy about me and wants to bed me … but sadly for him, despite how hard he tries, will never be more than a really good friend to me. (Yeah, I know … there\u2019s really not such a person in my life, but hey … one can dream !!! Taylor<\/em> – Taylor phlipped songs too, but in his case, it was because he wanted to have fun, to entertain. It was an excellent song choice !!! You really can\u2019t go wrong with Crazy Little Thing Called Love<\/em>. It is an incredibly fun song. As expected, he stumbled all over the stage in his attempt to dance and he completely missed the mic stand when he tried to kick it down the first time, but it\u2019s still kinda entertaining watching him and he can sing quite well. However, just for the record, Crazy Little Thing Called Love<\/em> is not a difficult song to do, I\u2019ve seen Shaft do better versions. <\/p>\n Paris<\/em> – Such a great voice, such a lousy song choice. I agree with Simon, something about her performance was just weird. I have come to accept that I think she\u2019s a little girl that actually must perform old songs. She looked like a child playing dress up as Tina Turner, no … actually, I know who she looked it … you remember that mutant bar that Arnold goes to in the movie Total Recall … Paris looked like the midget hooker in the bar. <\/p>\n First to Worst:<\/em> Katharine, Kellie, Elliot, Taylor, Stubby, Paris, Bucky, Ace<\/p>\n Bottom Three:<\/em> Well, I think Ace sucked so bad, even his followers can\u2019t save him from bottom three status tonight. So he\u2019s a given. Taylor and Kellie are safe, in fact, just for the record … as they are the only two entertainers left with true personalities, I\u2019m going to predict right now they are going to be the two finalists, that means the other two in the bottom must come from Elliot, Katharine, Stubby, Bucky and Paris. I was so disappointed in Stubby that I\u2019m putting him in the bottom three just because he deserves it. After watching the performances, I think that the last of the bottom three will either be Paris or Bucky, but since I said Paris is leaving tonight, I\u2019m going to stick with it and put Paris in the bottom three.<\/p>\n Leaving Tonight: <\/em>Though I predicted earlier it would be Paris, I really think it\u2019s going to be Ace now. He so deserves it. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Okay, there\u2019s an argument that I\u2019m just bitter … Having clearly been passed over for the middle judge chair on American Idol, With them renewing Paula for another three something years and all. But once again, I think she was messed up last night. 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Of course, in order to win it all, she is still going to need some help with others getting kicked off in the right order, but right now … I totally think she\u2019s qualified to be the American Idol. She\u2019s entertaining, has a personality and she can sing at an acceptable level. Amazing !!! Pick Pickler.<\/p>\n But boy, because of a lousy song selection, did he ever blow it. I was so disappointed. So disappointed that henceforth I shall now refer to Chris as Stubby. ![\";-)\"](\"http:\/\/picturelli.com\/images\/emo\\smile_wink.gif\")
Now to be fair, Stubby has a great, great voice … and he can scream a song really well. I think he rocks, and from a pure musical perspective, he definitely did the song justice. But whereas Kellie took a chance and did a song everyone knew and put herself out there with it to show herself up for comparison, Stubby went with a song of which few were familiar and did his normal Live<\/a> thing. That\u2019s kowardly bullshit (it\u2019s not cursing, that\u2019s an industry term). The song choice was the second worst selection of the entire competition (nothing can top Kellie\u2019s Suds In A Bucket<\/em> as terrible song selection). In fact, looking back at several of his song choices, I see that is his trend, his modus operandi<\/a>, pick songs people aren\u2019t familiar with and do it Live. Sadly, I\u2019ve fallen off the Stubby bandwagon. I think Stubby might have really hurt himself this week, because I don\u2019t think I was the only person looking forward to his performance and ended up being miserably disappointed. Even though he sang well, I was bored silly. This single performance might have cost him the American Idol. <\/p>\n![\"-P\"](\"http:\/\/picturelli.com\/images\/emo\\smile_tongue.gif\")
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