{"id":1467,"date":"2006-02-07T16:45:56","date_gmt":"2006-02-07T21:45:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/amynews.com\/?p=1504"},"modified":"2015-10-08T17:36:02","modified_gmt":"2015-10-08T21:36:02","slug":"lighten-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/2006\/02\/lighten-up\/","title":{"rendered":"Lighten Up"},"content":{"rendered":"

I finally was able to track down copies of the cartoons<\/a> that got the panties in a bunch of so many Muslems \u2026 Mohammed Phreakin\u2019 Krap !!! They aren\u2019t even funny !!! Even with translation !!!<\/p>\n

Then, as I was bored earlier (i.e. sitting in court waiting to see if my client was going to show), I decided to offer proof that I\u2019ve got absolutely no artistic talent whatsover and sketched out my attempt at a cartoon. Now technically, they shouldn\u2019t want to kill me (at least because of the cartoon, I\u2019m not saying they don\u2019t have other reasons), because it\u2019s not a picture of Mohammed. I call it \u2026 Flohammed.<\/p>\n

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Ummm, for those that need context \u2026 I know I\u2019m spelling Muhammed\u2019s name wrong, but I needed to spell it with an \u201cO\u201d in order to make the Flo joke work. As far as the Flo reference, Flo was a waitress in a 70\u2019s sitcom here in the\u00a0U.S.\u00a0called Alice. She worked in Mel\u2019s\u00a0Diner and when she got her panties in a\u00a0bunch, she\u2019d tell\u00a0people to \u201cKiss My Grits\u201d, hence, \u201cBomb My Grits\u201d. I really never was a fan of the show, but apparently I watched it enough\u00a0for it to pop in my mind when I was trying to think of something that\u00a0rhymed with Mo. Oh yeah, and my social commentary krack in the cartoon … it’s not something I thought of, it was once pointed out to me that every face I try to draw looks like a butt … with the eyes being pimples on the butt. Normally I’d give credit to whoever said it, but in this case, it’d be way too many people. Oh yeah yeah, and this is just a joke … it’s not bashing religion, it’s not bashing Islam, it’s not doing anything such thing. Belief is important. This … isn’t. It’s just a joke. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

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