In our parking structure …<\/p>\n
We always park on the top-most covered floor of the structure,<\/p>\n
For no other reason than we don’t have to try and remember where we parked when we leave.<\/p>\n
We just know …<\/p>\n
It’s on IJ.<\/p>\n
Anyways,<\/p>\n
I was returning to the office this afternoon,<\/p>\n
Working the phone …<\/p>\n
While I was driving circles up to IJ.<\/p>\n
I had just made it to IJ,<\/p>\n
And was straightening out my wheel to drive to the spot where I almost always park …<\/p>\n
When out from between a minivan and another car,<\/p>\n
Came running this Sasquatchesque creature:<\/p>\n
My guess is that it was approximately 5’6",<\/p>\n
1\/8th of a ton in weight,<\/p>\n
With a short, Drew Carey haircut.<\/p>\n
Sound familiar?<\/p>\n
Oh yeah,<\/p>\n
It was also wearing a suit.<\/p>\n
Nice one I might add,<\/p>\n
My guess is the female mate of this species picked it out.<\/p>\n
Regardless,<\/p>\n
When this creature was a few feet away from the Amy-Mobile,<\/p>\n
It jumped up in the air …<\/p>\n
Held its hands up high,<\/p>\n
And went Grrrrrrrrrrr<\/em> as it landed just outside my driver’s side window.<\/p>\n The parking garage shuddered.<\/p>\n Holy Phreaking Krap !<\/p>\n It scared the living bejeebers out of me !!<\/p>\n Completely !!!<\/p>\n At which point,<\/p>\n When it noticed that it had indeed scared the krap out of me …<\/p>\n It got this big-ass grin on its face,<\/p>\n Almost as big as its belly,<\/p>\n Then seemed to convulse in jerks of laughter,<\/p>\n And finally lifted its hands over its head,<\/p>\n Twirling around in circles while uttering a chant that sounded eerily like …<\/p>\n "Scared the krap out of you. Scared the krap out of you. I scared the krap out of you. Ha Ha !<\/em>"<\/p>\n I’m still shaking (as is the parking structure).<\/p>\n Well executed point for Shaft.<\/p>\n Current Score: Shaft – 12,419 Amy – 12,180<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" In our parking structure … We always park on the top-most covered floor of the structure, For no other reason than we don’t have to try and remember where we parked when we leave. We just know … It’s on IJ. Anyways, I was returning to the office this afternoon, Working the phone … While…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_blocks_custom_css":"","_kad_blocks_head_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_body_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_footer_custom_js":"","_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[140],"tags":[],"taxonomy_info":{"category":[{"value":140,"label":"Life"}]},"featured_image_src_large":false,"author_info":{"display_name":"Amy","author_link":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/author\/amy\/"},"comment_info":14,"category_info":[{"term_id":140,"name":"Life","slug":"life","term_group":0,"term_taxonomy_id":144,"taxonomy":"category","description":"","parent":0,"count":48,"filter":"raw","cat_ID":140,"category_count":48,"category_description":"","cat_name":"Life","category_nicename":"life","category_parent":0}],"tag_info":false,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1421"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1421"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1421\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1421"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1421"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1421"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}