{"id":1369,"date":"2005-04-21T09:56:39","date_gmt":"2005-04-21T14:56:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/amynews.com\/?p=1382"},"modified":"2015-10-08T17:36:31","modified_gmt":"2015-10-08T21:36:31","slug":"taco-bell-bliss","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/2005\/04\/taco-bell-bliss\/","title":{"rendered":"Taco Bell Bliss"},"content":{"rendered":"

Editor’s Note:<\/b> My original order was one spicy chicken burrito and two spicy chicken soft tacos for which I paid I think $3.42 at the first window.<\/p>\n

Dude at the second Taco Bell Drive Thru Window at 11:34 pm last night:<\/b> “Ummm, ma’am, I’m sorry, but we made a mistake. We had enough chicken to make your spicy chicken burrito and one of the spicy chicken soft tacos that you ordered, but I accidentally gave them to the car just before you. And we won’t have any more spicy chicken ready for another 15 minutes. Is there anything else we can get you instead ??<\/i>”<\/p>\n

Amy-Wan Kenobi:<\/b> “Sure. But I’m really not inclined to pay anymore and I’m super, super hungry, dig?<\/i>”<\/p>\n

Dude at the second Taco Bell Drive Thru Window at 11:34 pm last night:<\/b> “LOL I gotcha ma’am.<\/i>”<\/p>\n

Amy-Wan Kenobi:<\/b> “Sweet. Then I’d like a 6 pack of hard shell tacos – deluxe, two soft taco grandes, a burrito supreme and a big beef burrito.<\/i>”<\/p>\n

Sometimes life is soooooo good !! lol \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

For the record, I finished it all except for the two soft taco grandes.<\/p>\n

And yes, I have an eating disorder !! lol \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Editor’s Note: My original order was one spicy chicken burrito and two spicy chicken soft tacos for which I paid I think $3.42 at the first window. Dude at the second Taco Bell Drive Thru Window at 11:34 pm last night: “Ummm, ma’am, I’m sorry, but we made a mistake. We had enough chicken to…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_blocks_custom_css":"","_kad_blocks_head_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_body_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_footer_custom_js":"","_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[139],"tags":[],"taxonomy_info":{"category":[{"value":139,"label":"General"}]},"featured_image_src_large":false,"author_info":{"display_name":"Amy","author_link":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/author\/amy\/"},"comment_info":20,"category_info":[{"term_id":139,"name":"General","slug":"general","term_group":0,"term_taxonomy_id":143,"taxonomy":"category","description":"","parent":0,"count":775,"filter":"raw","cat_ID":139,"category_count":775,"category_description":"","cat_name":"General","category_nicename":"general","category_parent":0}],"tag_info":false,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1369"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1369"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1369\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1369"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1369"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1369"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}