{"id":1261,"date":"2004-12-22T04:27:28","date_gmt":"2004-12-22T09:27:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/amynews.com\/?p=1253"},"modified":"2015-10-08T17:37:36","modified_gmt":"2015-10-08T21:37:36","slug":"sweet-non-recognition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/2004\/12\/sweet-non-recognition\/","title":{"rendered":"Sweet Non Recognition"},"content":{"rendered":"

Recently,<\/p>\n

I found myself in a transition related situation,<\/p>\n

Which I hadn’t before found myself.<\/p>\n

Normally,<\/p>\n

If I decide to engage or interact with someone from my past,<\/p>\n

I tell them who I used to be.<\/p>\n

You know my line<\/a>.<\/p>\n

However,<\/p>\n

Here,<\/p>\n

There was a need for me to not only associate with someone from my past,<\/p>\n

But in this case,<\/p>\n

It was fairly important for the comfort of others that I not do anything to reveal the fact that I used to sleep with Joe.<\/p>\n

I really didn’t expect to pull it off.<\/p>\n

As this was a setting where I should have been recognized …<\/p>\n

In a heartbeat:<\/p>\n

One<\/i>, it required significant, and moderately prolonged, face to face interaction with people that knew Joe;<\/p>\n

Two<\/i>, it was in a setting where it wouldn’t be unexpected to see Joe; and,<\/p>\n

Three<\/i>, there was a huge, huge recognition by name association risk.<\/p>\n

Phucking huge.<\/p>\n

Anyways,<\/p>\n

To make a long story short …<\/p>\n

I pulled it off.<\/p>\n

Even after, for my own amusement, I tossed out one of Joe’s most infamous, annoying behavioral traits …<\/p>\n

Just to see how much I could get away with doing.<\/p>\n

I’m incredibly geeked about it …<\/p>\n

Not for my sake,<\/p>\n

‘Cause seriously,<\/p>\n

Do I really need anything to encourage me to get myself out and about even more ??<\/p>\n

I think not. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

Nope,<\/p>\n

I’m geeked because I’m really glad I was able to do a nice holiday gesture,<\/p>\n

Without offending or making others uncomfortable in the process.<\/p>\n

Sweet !! \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

Oh,<\/p>\n

And as far as Joe’s most infamous, annoying behavioral trait goes …<\/p>\n

He used to chew on straws and coffee stirrers constantly.<\/p>\n

By the way …<\/p>\n

Holiday cards are in the mail,<\/p>\n

So those of you that expressed an interest in receiving one …<\/p>\n

You might actually receive it before Christmas,<\/p>\n

Though it’ll be close !! \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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