{"id":1240,"date":"2004-12-09T11:51:31","date_gmt":"2004-12-09T16:51:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/amynews.com\/?p=1230"},"modified":"2015-10-08T17:37:43","modified_gmt":"2015-10-08T21:37:43","slug":"funny-lines-from-my-friends-no-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/2004\/12\/funny-lines-from-my-friends-no-4\/","title":{"rendered":"Funny Lines From My Friends – No. 4"},"content":{"rendered":"

So …<\/p>\n

There are still a lot of attorney buddies around here that I haven’t yet seen …<\/p>\n

Or had the chance to toss out an ‘hola<\/i>‘.<\/p>\n

Though earlier today I was making my way back from court when I saw one of the attorneys in our circle of attorney friends …<\/p>\n

A really kewl, funny guy that went to law school with Shaft and I.<\/p>\n

In the past we’ve …<\/p>\n

Hung out,<\/p>\n

Golfed,<\/p>\n

And mocked people.<\/p>\n

Though in all fairness, he really didn’t do much of the mocking, that’s sort of my area of practice.<\/p>\n

I’d seen him numerous times before I returned to my home court a few weeks ago,<\/p>\n

Having ridden up the elevator with him in our parking garage more than once.<\/p>\n

He never recognized me.<\/p>\n

Anyways,<\/p>\n

Last week he called Shaft after hearing the news and expressed his support …<\/p>\n

Along with some good tidings and all,<\/p>\n

Which was totally nice to hear.<\/p>\n

So today …<\/p>\n

When I saw him approaching me on the sidewalk,<\/p>\n

I figured I’d make sure he recognized me …<\/p>\n

Hey !<\/i>” I tossed his way, flashing the patented Amy-smile.<\/p>\n

Hi,<\/i>” he responded with his own, even more friendly, big smile. However, he clearly had that look of non-recognition.<\/p>\n

Hey !<\/i>” I said again with considerably more more emphasis on the “H<\/i>” and staring him down while I prolonged the “eyyyyyyy<\/i>“.<\/p>\n

HiiiiiIIIIIIIIIII !<\/i>” He stuttered out, finally realizing who in the dork I was and expanding his friendly smile even more.<\/p>\n

So we chatted briefly there on the sidewalk, where he reaffirmed his support and stated he was glad I was staying around …<\/p>\n

And I gave him some grief for failing to recognize me the past few months when we ran into each other.<\/p>\n

Of course, he deferred fault by asserting that I don’t look anything like I did before and gave me some nice compliments along the way.<\/p>\n

Then as we were parting so he could make his way to court,<\/p>\n

He uttered the totally amusing, funny line which got him mentioned here at AmyNews.com<\/a>:<\/p>\n

Amy, I’m really happy for you and am so glad you’re finally happy. You look great … which is good, because frankly, those last few months, Joe was just looking really weird !<\/i>“<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

So … There are still a lot of attorney buddies around here that I haven’t yet seen … Or had the chance to toss out an ‘hola‘. Though earlier today I was making my way back from court when I saw one of the attorneys in our circle of attorney friends … A really kewl,…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_blocks_custom_css":"","_kad_blocks_head_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_body_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_footer_custom_js":"","_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[139],"tags":[],"taxonomy_info":{"category":[{"value":139,"label":"General"}]},"featured_image_src_large":false,"author_info":{"display_name":"Amy","author_link":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/author\/amy\/"},"comment_info":9,"category_info":[{"term_id":139,"name":"General","slug":"general","term_group":0,"term_taxonomy_id":143,"taxonomy":"category","description":"","parent":0,"count":775,"filter":"raw","cat_ID":139,"category_count":775,"category_description":"","cat_name":"General","category_nicename":"general","category_parent":0}],"tag_info":false,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1240"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1240"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1240\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1240"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1240"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1240"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}