I’ve never really sent any holiday cards before,<\/p>\n
But I want to send some out this year.<\/p>\n
So if any of you want a holiday card from me,<\/p>\n
Just e-mail me your name and address,<\/p>\n
Or the name and address you want me to send the card …<\/p>\n
And POOF …<\/p>\n
I’ll send you one !! \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
And you’ll probably receive it quicker than a response to an e-mail !!<\/p>\n
Oh yeah,<\/p>\n
If you’re one of my international viewers,<\/p>\n
Please be specific in the mailing instructions,<\/p>\n
As I have been known to dork up mailings to other countries.<\/p>\n
Hmmm …<\/p>\n
Let’s see,<\/p>\n
A few other things,<\/p>\n
I call them holiday cards usually … but I’ve been doing that way before it became politically correct to do such.<\/p>\n
I sort of got in the habit of doing that when I was in undergrad and had several friends of the Jewish faith … it just seemed disrespectful for me to say Merry Christmas when I could just have easily said Happy Hanukkah, but then being the lazy butt that I can be at times, I just decided to say Happy Holidays and leave it at that.<\/p>\n
However, if you want a Christmas card, just mention it in your e-mail.<\/p>\n
Likewise, if you want a Hanukkah card, do the same.<\/p>\n
And if you want a holiday card with dirty words or sexual innuendos, I can accommodate that too !! \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
As always, your name and address information is confidential.<\/p>\n
Guys, if you want me to write a note in your card as if I’m your girlfriend or something … forget it. I get paid to do that ! \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
That’s all.<\/p>\n
We now return you to the miniseries Amy’s Courthouse Outing<\/i> already in progress.<\/b><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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