The last time I wore the necklace I’m wearing today …<\/p>\n
It must have been after a late, late night,<\/p>\n
As I just dropped the necklace at the bottom of my jewelry box.<\/p>\n
Apparently,<\/p>\n
On the same evening,<\/p>\n
I also worn a pair of those hook style earrings.<\/p>\n
You know …<\/p>\n
The type that doesn’t have one of those thingies that you secure the earring with to your ear behind your earlobe,<\/p>\n
But just hook down so they don’t fall off.<\/p>\n
It appears I also just tossed said hook style earrings at the bottom of my jewelry box.<\/p>\n
This morning,<\/p>\n
After I found the necklace I had left at the bottom of my jewelry box …<\/p>\n
It appears that in removing it,<\/p>\n
I also removed one of the hook style earrings that I’m postulating was loosely attached to my necklace.<\/p>\n
So loosely, that …<\/p>\n
When I went to hook my necklace,<\/p>\n
It must of fallen off and dropped down the back of my top,<\/p>\n
As I do recall feeling something moving back there.<\/p>\n
However when I felt around …<\/p>\n
I found nothing.<\/p>\n
Now this is where I need the Warren Commission to help explain what subsequently transpired …<\/p>\n
As said hook style earring found its way into the back of my underwear,<\/p>\n
Where …<\/p>\n
Despite already having my underwear on before securing the necklace …<\/p>\n
Which started this chain of events,<\/p>\n
And wearing a relatively new pair …<\/p>\n
Such that they snuggly fit without clearance room to drop in from the back,<\/p>\n
And also wearing a pair of Lucky’s …<\/p>\n
Which though low-cut,<\/p>\n
Are anything but loose,<\/p>\n
It remained hidden and unfelt.<\/p>\n
That is …<\/p>\n
Until I sat down in my car.<\/p>\n
At which point I became painfully aware of the earring’s presence.<\/p>\n
Seriously …<\/p>\n
Does krap like this happen to anyone else,<\/p>\n
Or is it just me ? \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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