Apparently word of my function is moving across the grapevine pretty quickly,<\/p>\n
And a number of people from my real life have found AmyNews.com<\/a>.<\/p>\n So I suppose I should welcome all the new visitors to my website …<\/p>\n Who are from my hometown.<\/p>\n WELCOME !! \ud83d\ude42<\/i><\/p>\n I have to tell you …<\/p>\n It’s really sort of an uncomfortable feeling for me,<\/p>\n Finding out how many people that I know …<\/p>\n But really not that well,<\/p>\n Are getting to know me very well …<\/p>\n By reading my site.<\/p>\n A couple of times I’ve been like totally … eeeekk !!<\/p>\n Of course,<\/p>\n To calm that angst,<\/p>\n I’m telling myself …<\/p>\n Well, if they are reading this krap,<\/p>\n It just means they are interested in me and my life …<\/p>\n And hopefully they aren’t using any of what I post to hurt me in ways I really can’t imagine,<\/p>\n But to get a better understanding of what I’m going through and that this wasn’t a decision on a whim.<\/p>\n Which is a nice, juicy, rationalization if I do have to say so myself !! \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n But then I think again (which is never good :)),<\/p>\n That there are people I probably don’t know,<\/p>\n But might run into just walking down the street …<\/p>\n Or see at court,<\/p>\n In the mwall,<\/p>\n At the grocery store,<\/p>\n That might be poking around here,<\/p>\n Learning about the inner workings of the Amy-mind.<\/p>\n And that,<\/p>\n Phreaks me out.<\/p>\n Still.<\/p>\n Anyways,<\/p>\n I also think I’d be much less phreaked out,<\/p>\n If I at least knew you were reading …<\/p>\n About me,<\/p>\n My life,<\/p>\n My feelings,<\/p>\n And exploits.<\/p>\n So here’s the deal …<\/p>\n If you read my website and you see me in real life,<\/p>\n Then please …<\/p>\n Just walk up to me and nicely …<\/p>\n ASK ME FOR MY AUTOGRAPH !!! \ud83d\ude42<\/i><\/p>\n See,<\/p>\n That way I’ll know you’ve read my website,<\/p>\n I get to have my ego stroked,<\/p>\n AND<\/p>\n I’ll know that you’re also aware that I now like guys<\/a> and, in what appears to be a behavior inconsistent with that feeling, have also recently been to a strip club<\/a> …<\/p>\n All without either one of us having to say it or guess about it.<\/p>\n Kewl, huh? \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n Seriously though …<\/p>\n Well, actually,<\/p>\n I am serious about the “ask me for my autograph” thing,<\/p>\n So I should say …<\/p>\n On a more serious note,<\/p>\n If any of you have questions,<\/p>\n Opinions,<\/p>\n Or thoughts …<\/p>\n Please just e-mail me.<\/p>\n I’m absolutely horrendous at returning e-mails promptly …<\/p>\n Ask any of my viewers,<\/p>\n Or cousins,<\/p>\n But I eventually do return them …<\/p>\n And getting your questions answered straight from me is well,<\/p>\n Kinda like an honor, isn’t it ?? \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Apparently word of my function is moving across the grapevine pretty quickly, And a number of people from my real life have found AmyNews.com. 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